03-29-2010, 04:39 PM
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(03-26-2010, 07:51 PM)Twilla Wrote:(03-26-2010, 06:43 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: People that think I want to hold their baby.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
Oh god, I know what you mean! My first ex's sister had a baby and they practically chased me around the room with it, insisting I hold it. I steadfastly refused to do so. Ick!
I don't like seeing pregnant bellies either.
HA!!! I've had four kids of my own, and I am good not holding anymore. When I am asked I say, "No thanks" Why the hell would you ask someone to hold your kid???
I also HATE it when people try and force their kids to hug and kiss people they don't know. I don't care if it's Aunt Betty and she's 80, leave the kid alone. How about I force you to kiss the homeless guy on the corner?