Early morning useless post thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Just got home a little while ago with Sofie from her secret spay at the vet. Poor little thing looks 3 pounds lighter and she's all doped up on pain meds.

2 jars of sauce and $50 to spay her on the sly at the vet ER

[Jamminitin]

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What a bargain!!!!!

Tessa (our dog) has a large mole on her ear and a small one on her lower eye lid-around a thousand bucks.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Yeah, that's the going rate for pet surgery. I think 90% of it is malpractice insurance.

If the moles don't bother her, I would leave them be. Goliath had some funky thing on his eye and it was like that for years without bothering him. It'd get a little goopy sometimes but it was nothing to take a tissue and wipe it clean.

[LKTraz]

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At last......Friday!
Just have to go play in traffic for about 12 hours or so and then it's over for yet another week. I'm not sure what the weekend will hold so I guess I'll just play it by ear.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'm going to spend the day in the basement as long as it does not flood and oil up that piece of furniture to get it upstairs under the TV.

[Phast Phinger Phil]

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Good morning, prepare to be amazed!

The Dark Sucker Theory

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker. The dark which has been absorbed is then transmitted by pylons along to power plants where the machinery uses fossil fuel to destroy it.

A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.

This is easily proven for lightbulbs too. When you compress a gas, it gets hot, right? So the light bulb gets hot because of all the dark being squished into the wires.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. That is why it is called light.

Dark Suckers are only able to suck dark in a straight line. Dark, because of its mass, will not penetrate solid, opaque objects as it is being sucked by a Dark Sucker. When a Dark Sucker is operating, you will notice that dark that is behind a solid, opaque object does not flow through the object or around it to the Dark Sucker. Some of the dark will accumulate on the side of the object away from the Dark Sucker as the Dark Sucker attempts to pull it through the object. These residual patches of dark are often referred to as 'shadows.'

Some surfaces are able to function as secondary Dark Suckers by sucking the dark from behind solid objects at an angle and then rerouting it to the primary Dark Sucker. These surfaces have a property we refer to as 'reflective.'

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not a light emitter but a Dark Sucker.

[twisteroo]

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Early morning and I'm feeling useless, 3 hours till work.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Phinger is an odd one wouldn't you say?

I never got the good night sleep I deserved. I gotta get to the park in an hour and my back is on fire from the steam cleaning fiasco last night. I was up until 2 AM playing hidden object games on the computer too.

[Phast Phinger Phil]

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Phinger is an odd one wouldn't you say?

I guess no one noticed the date... sigh

[twisteroo]

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I was up until 2 AM playing hidden object games

What a coincidence so was I!!!