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#1

08-18-2009, 04:27 PM

Let's see how this flies. I did it at another forum (now defunct) and we had some good jollies with it.

The premise is to have a running conversation (random subject matter) in rhyming couplets which was Theodore Geisel's (aka Dr Seuss) style of writing.

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I'm watching Bill the hurricane
That storm just bothers Twitchy's brain

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08-18-2009, 04:37 PM

The dog went out and ate some grass
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08-18-2009, 04:46 PM

Doogie gas? Oh me oh my!
Puppy farts indoors won't fly.

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08-19-2009, 09:07 AM

But puppy breath! I sure do miss
I kiss the puppy on the lips!

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08-19-2009, 06:03 PM

To kiss the dog it is quite good
You love your dog as all folks should

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08-19-2009, 08:10 PM

Should I?
Would I?
Could I?
HOW?!

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08-19-2009, 08:21 PM

We're talking dogs here
Not a cow

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08-19-2009, 08:28 PM

Moo

Cow

You

Cow

Silly

Cow

Now!

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#9

08-20-2009, 12:32 PM

This board's cow smiley could use a sweater
More posters here would make this better

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#10

08-20-2009, 12:35 PM

Posters in sweaters
Make this thread better
Let's send them a letter!

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