Early morning useless post thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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It's cloudy and muggy but the rain all of you are getting is skipping past us. We need it bad here. I worked all spring to get my lawn nice and this drought destroyed it. All the lawns are brown except for the greedy fuckers who pay no attention to the water restriction we're on. We had only 3" of rain since May.

I was up early but Mikki was nice and comfy sleeping on top of me and I didn't want to disturb her. It's a big step to sleep ON a human

[twisteroo]

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Chloe comes in to sleep on me every night at some point or the other. If she doesn't show up by the time I get up for a bathroom break (damn you enlarged prostate!!!) I go looking for her, then she comes in a few minutes later.

[LKTraz]

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T.T. sleeps under the covers with her head on Patty's pillow. Just like a human. Kitty see......kitty do!


Ah well......I owe, I owe, so back to work I go.

[twisteroo]

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I have nothing to do today really, but I'm still up drinking coffee and.....I mean I got up just to post here.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Well, I WAS up early but needed to clean up cat piss on all the dog beds, in the cat bowl along with a turd in their self feeder and whatever he sprayed dripped into the dog's bowls below. Fuck. Gross.

Fucking IGGY! He's gone nuts on me. I'm sitting on the couch and there he goes, taking a piss on the dogs' bed. I thought I smelled piss in the bedroom last night but wasn't sure. Well I checked the dog's bed in the bedroom and sure enough there was piss there too.

So, now a $15 bag of cat food is gone to waste.
I got two dog bed innards outside drying cuz I had to soak them with Nature's Miracle to get the stink out.
I got dog beds in the wash.
All the dog bowls are washed and the floors, counters and mats for their dining area are cleaned.
I had to steam clean the rug in the bedroom just in case.

The last time he did weird stuff like this was during his puberty stage. I emptied his pockets and he's not done it since. I caught him peeing on the dog's bed a month ago and thought maybe the litter box was dirty and he's protesting but that is NOT the case.
He better not make a habit of this. I did NOT like waking up to such disgusting things.

[twisteroo]

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I wonder if he's having issues with the new cats or he has something else going on?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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It's before the new cats arrived. He's usually good about newcomers. He's the welcome wagon, the peace maker. The guy everyone digs, you know?

I didn't see any blood spots in the pee. Usually when they start to form crystals there is a lot of screaming while trying to pee. He shouldn't be getting that shit with the diet he's on. I always feed the cats a low ash diet to prevent this.

I will be keeping my eye on the bugger now.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Well, I think I know what sparked today's episode.... Sophie is coming into heat! Gotta carefully guard the doors now so the little hussy don't dart out looking for a man! Didn't take her long did it?

[LKTraz]

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Just gotta love these "special missions" dispatch sends me on. Standard Boyertown deliver and reload then on to Elizabeth and then it mission time. The problem is that they wouldn't tell me just what I am picking up to bring back to the plant. Only what it ISN'T. What's up with the secrecy? It's an egg product, not some top secret weapons technology!

Besides, I'll know what it is when I get the shipping papers soooooooooooo.

[twisteroo]

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You are probably hauling a load of Salmonella tainted egg stuff. I mean it has to be a secret, if the terrorists got hold of that they could make the whole nation shit our pants. How emberrasing would that be? They are probably even running a decoy truck on this mission to confuse them. Maybe you are the decoy truck? I think I saw this in a Charles Bronson movie once.