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10-10-2009, 08:58 AM (This post was last modified: 10-10-2009, 08:59 AM by LKTraz.)
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3 Questions from a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?







Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???


















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Question # 3


SO......WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOUSE INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR,
DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???





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old but still funny
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Haven`t seen that one ! Funny !
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(10-10-2009, 10:48 AM)Vizth Hal Wrote: old but still funny

It's one of those "golden oldies" that no forum should be without! Biggrin
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10-29-2009, 04:42 PM
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Biggrin Was the house being moved?
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(10-29-2009, 04:42 PM)obycencio Wrote: Biggrin Was the house being moved?

I never thought about it that way! I thought the bridge was dragged under the house! LOL Crazy
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