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Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Twitchin Kitten - 06-24-2016

Over 1,000 Terms for Male Masturbation


     
  1.    A little five on one
    2.  
  2.    Abuse the fuse
    3.  
  3.    Adjust your set
    4.  
  4.    Anger the cobra
    5.  
  5.    Anger the pickle
    6.  
  6.    Answer the bone-a-phone
    7.  
  7.    Appease the cheese
    8.  
  8.    Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ
    9.  
  9.    Asexual reproduction
    10.  
  10.    Autofellatio
    11.  
  11.    Auto-manipulation
    12.  
  12.    Ax the timber
    13.  
  13.    Badger the witness
    14.  
  14.    Bag that ass up
    15.  
  15.    Bait the mast
    16.  
  16.    Bake cream cakes
    17.  
  17.    Bake the cheese
    18.  
  18.    Banana squeezing
    19.  
  19.    Bang yourself
    20.  
  20.    Bank off shoot goo
    21.  
  21.    Bash the bishop
    22.  
  22.    Baste the turkey
    23.  
  23.    Battle the Cyclops
    24.  
  24.    Be a loner
    25.  
  25.    Beat it
    26.  
  26.    Beat off
    27.  
  27.    Beat Pedro
    28.  
  28.    Beat the banger
    29.  
  29.    Beat the beef
    30.  
  30.    Beat the bishop
    31.  
  31.    Beat the bologna
    32.  
  32.    Beat the hog
    33.  
  33.    Beat the meat
    34.  
  34.    Beat the monkey
    35.  
  35.    Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)
    36.  
  36.    Beat the one eye snake
    37.  
  37.    Beat the one eyed monster
    38.  
  38.    Beat the rat
    39.  
  39.    Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker
    40.  
  40.    Beat the shit
    41.  
  41.    Beat the stepchild
    42.  
  42.    Beat the stick
    43.  
  43.    Beat the weasel
    44.  
  44.    Beat up shorty
    45.  
  45.    Beat your cock
    46.  
  46.    Beat your gorilla
    47.  
  47.    Beat your pud
    48.  
  48.    Beat your skin
    49.  
  49.    Beatin' the baby batter
    50.  
  50.    Beef the jerky
    51.  
  51.    Beef-strokin'-off
    52.  
  52.    Ben your Franklin
    53.  
  53.    Bend the banana
    54.  
  54.    Bitch-slapping your stomper
    55.  
  55.    Blind the one eyed monster
    56.  
  56.    Blow a wad
    57.  
  57.    Blow the ceiling
    58.  
  58.    Blow up
    59.  
  59.    Blow wad
    60.  
  60.    Blow your load
    61.  
  61.    Blow your nose
    62.  
  62.    Boff up
    63.  
  63.    Bollock milking
    64.  
  64.    Bop the boa
    65.  
  65.    Bop the bologna
    66.  
  66.    Bounce Tigger
    67.  
  67.    Bounce your balls
    68.  
  68.    Box Oscar
    69.  
  69.    Box the clown
    70.  
  70.    Box the Jesuit
    71.  
  71.    Bringin' ya milk
    72.  
  72.    Buff the bullet
    73.  
  73.    Buff the pickle
    74.  
  74.    Burp the baby
    75.  
  75.    Burp the frog
    76.  
  76.    Burp the worm
    77.  
  77.    Bust a Nut
    78.  
  78.    Busting the left nut instead of the right one
    79.  
  79.    Butter the corn
    80.  
  80.    Call the captain
    81.  
  81.    Caress your zesty zambonie
    82.  
  82.    Chafe the squirtgun
    83.  
  83.    Charm the python
    84.  
  84.    Charm the snake
    85.  
  85.    Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick
    86.  
  86.    Cheesin
    87.  
  87.    Choke
    88.  
  88.    Choke the bishop
    89.  
  89.    Choke the chicken
    90.  
  90.    Choke the Choir Boy
    91.  
  91.    Choke the chubby
    92.  
  92.    Choke the monkey
    93.  
  93.    Choke the one eyed snake
    94.  
  94.    Choke the Pope
    95.  
  95.    Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse
    96.  
  96.    Choke the unemployed
    97.  
  97.    Chunking
    98.  
  98.    Churn butter
    99.  
  99.    Churn seed
    100.  
  100.    Circle jerk
    101.  
  101.    Clean the clock
    102.  
  102.    Clean the pipes
    103.  
  103.    Clear the snorkel
    104.  
  104.    Club the cucumber
    105.  
  105.    Cock blockin
    106.  
  106.    Cock pulling
    107.  
  107.    Cock smack
    108.  
  108.    Cock snot
    109.  
  109.    Come to daddy
    110.  
  110.    Corralling the tadpoles
    111.  
  111.    Crank it
    112.  
  112.    Crank one out
    113.  
  113.    Crank the cable
    114.  
  114.    Crank the crane
    115.  
  115.    Crank the gear
    116.  
  116.    Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower
    117.  
  117.    Cream the cake
    118.  
  118.    Croke the frog
    119.  
  119.    Crown the bishop
    120.  
  120.    Cruzin' then Oozin'
    121.  
  121.    Cuff the carrot
    122.  
  122.    Cuff the carrot
    123.  
  123.    Cuff the monkey
    124.  
  124.    Cum and go
    125.  
  125.    Cum on self
    126.  
  126.    Cum on your tum
    127.  
  127.    Cum-lets-play
    128.  
  128.    Curl the honey
    129.  
  129.    Daily duties
    130.  
  130.    Dancing around the maypole
    131.  
  131.    Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters
    132.  
  132.    Dancing with the one eye sailor
    133.  
  133.    Dangle the Donkey
    134.  
  134.    Date Palmela Handerson
    135.  
  135.    Date Paula and her 4 sisters
    136.  
  136.    Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
    137.  
  137.    Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters
    138.  
  138.    Deal cards
    139.  
  139.    Deload the gun
    140.  
  140.    Despunk
    141.  
  141.    Destroying the slots machine
    142.  
  142.    Diddle your bob
    143.  
  143.    Do a load by hand.
    144.  
  144.    Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters
    145.  
  145.    Do shoupa shoupa
    146.  
  146.    Do the dishes
    147.  
  147.    Do the janitor thing
    148.  
  148.    Do the Johnson and ball dance
    149.  
  149.    Do yourself
    150.  
  150.    Dog off
    151.  
  151.    Doing the Palm sisters
    152.  
  152.    Dong around
    153.  
  153.    Donkey punch
    154.  
  154.    Double Clicking The mouse
    155.  
  155.    Dr. Spankenstein Time
    156.  
  156.    Drain the dragon
    157.  
  157.    Drain the lizard
    158.  
  158.    Drain the pipes
    159.  
  159.    Drain the snake
    160.  
  160.    Drain the vein
    161.  
  161.    Drill for oil
    162.  
  162.    Drop a load before work.
    163.  
  163.    Drop the chalupa
    164.  
  164.    Drop the kids off at the pool.
    165.  
  165.    Duke your Jim
    166.  
  166.    Eat the egg
    167.  
  167.    Empty the banana
    168.  
  168.    Empty the pipes
    169.  
  169.    Empty your gunbarrel
    170.  
  170.    Erupt old faithful
    171.  
  171.    Erupt the volcano
    172.  
  172.    Exhaust the camel
    173.  
  173.    Exorcise your demons
    174.  
  174.    Extra long shower
    175.  
  175.    Fake fuckin'
    176.  
  176.    Favorite household activity
    177.  
  177.    Feed the donkey
    178.  
  178.    Feeding the chickens
    179.  
  179.    Feel it up
    180.  
  180.    Fiddle the ferret
    181.  
  181.    Fight one-eyed Willy
    182.  
  182.    Fight the one eyed purple warrior
    183.  
  183.    Fight the one-eyed monster
    184.  
  184.    Fight the purple helmet warrior
    185.  
  185.    Fight with Tarzan
    186.  
  186.    Fill up your belly-button
    187.  
  187.    Fire out the hole
    188.  
  188.    Fire the cannon
    189.  
  189.    Fire the flesh musket
    190.  
  190.    Fire the pistol
    191.  
  191.    Fire the surgeon general
    192.  
  192.    Firing a shot from the grassy knoll
    193.  
  193.    Fist fucking
    194.  
  194.    Fist rocket
    195.  
  195.    Fist-humpin.
    196.  
  196.    Fisting
    197.  
  197.    Fisting your cock
    198.  
  198.    Five against one
    199.  
  199.    Five finger disco
    200.  
  200.    Five finger shuffle
    201.  
  201.    Five fingered widow
    202.  
  202.    Five knuckle shuffle
    203.  
  203.    Five on one
    204.  
  204.    Five versus Willy
    205.  
  205.    Five-fingered humpty hump love pump
    206.  
  206.    Five-fingered wife
    207.  
  207.    Fix the clogged drain
    208.  
  208.    Flick your dick
    209.  
  209.    Fling the pudding
    210.  
  210.    Flog the Bishop
    211.  
  211.    Flog the doggie
    212.  
  212.    Flog the dolphin
    213.  
  213.    Flog the dummy
    214.  
  214.    Flog the hog
    215.  
  215.    Flog the log
    216.  
  216.    Flog the man
    217.  
  217.    Flog the mule
    218.  
  218.    Flog the one eyed gopher
    219.  
  219.    Flog the ore
    220.  
  220.    Flog the sailor
    221.  
  221.    Flog your log
    222.  
  222.    Flogging
    223.  
  223.    Fly solo
    224.  
  224.    Fondle the dolphin
    225.  
  225.    Fondle the frankfurter
    226.  
  226.    Fondle the sausage
    227.  
  227.    Foreskin mambo
    228.  
  228.    Frag your snag
    229.  
  229.    Free the captive ninja
    230.  
  230.    Free Willy
    231.  
  231.    Freshen the air
    232.  
  232.    Friction burn
    233.  
  233.    Frighten the blue veined custard chucker
    234.  
  234.    Fry the chicken
    235.  
  235.    Fry the egg
    236.  
  236.    Fuck the chicken
    237.  
  237.    Fuck the udder
    238.  
  238.    Fuck your cock
    239.  
  239.    Fuck your fist
    240.  
  240.    Fuck your hand
    241.  
  241.    Fuck yourself
    242.  
  242.    Fucking for one
    243.  
  243.    Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters
    244.  
  244.    Fumble your frank
    245.  
  245.    Get a handle on things
    246.  
  246.    Get a hold of yourself
    247.  
  247.    Get off
    248.  
  248.    Get some me time
    249.  
  249.    Get sticky
    250.  
  250.    Get the job done
    251.  
  251.    Get to know yourself
    252.  
  252.    Give the dog a bone
    253.  
  253.    Give the dog a walk
    254.  
  254.    Giving Kojak the third degree
    255.  
  255.    Giving yourself a helping hand
    256.  
  256.    Go and have a slap
    257.  
  257.    Go at it
    258.  
  258.    Go blind
    259.  
  259.    Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork
    260.  
  260.    Go for a spoof
    261.  
  261.    Go nut
    262.  
  262.    Grab the gusto
    263.  
  263.    Grab the handle
    264.  
  264.    Grab the meat
    265.  
  265.    Grapple the gorilla
    266.  
  266.    Grease the Pole
    267.  
  267.    Grease the rod
    268.  
  268.    Grease the wheel
    269.  
  269.    Great thoughts
    270.  
  270.    Greet Mr. Happy
    271.  
  271.    Greet the bishop
    272.  
  272.    Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
    273.  
  273.    Grind the gopher
    274.  
  274.    Grind the groundhog
    275.  
  275.    Groom the Wookie
    276.  
  276.    Ham shank
    277.  
  277.    Hammer the lumber
    278.  
  278.    Hammer the helmet head
    279.  
  279.    Hand fuck
    280.  
  280.    Hand happy
    281.  
  281.    Hand hold
    282.  
  282.    Hand humpin'
    283.  
  283.    Hand jive
    284.  
  284.    Hand sex
    285.  
  285.    Hand shandy
    286.  
  286.    Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter
    287.  
  287.    Hand to Gland combat
    288.  
  288.    Hand to gland combat
    289.  
  289.    Hand, dick co-ordination
    290.  
  290.    Handle the merchandise
    291.  
  291.    Handy sandy
    292.  
  292.    Handy Shandy
    293.  
  293.    Hans Solo
    294.  
  294.    Harass the milkman
    295.  
  295.    Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang)
    296.  
  296.    Have a chug
    297.  
  297.    Have a frapp
    298.  
  298.    Have a tug
    299.  
  299.    Have a tug of war with Cyclops
    300.  
  300.    Have a wank
    301.  
  301.    Have fun
    302.  
  302.    Have sex with someone you love
    303.  
  303.    High-five Yule Brenner
    304.  
  304.    Hip the hop
    305.  
  305.    Hit the mitt
    306.  
  306.    Hitch-hike to heaven
    307.  
  307.    Hold the knob
    308.  
  308.    Hold the man
    309.  
  309.    Hold your baseball bat
    310.  
  310.    Hold your sausage hostage
    311.  
  311.    Home alone
    312.  
  312.    Homework
    313.  
  313.    Hone the bone
    314.  
  314.    Hump the hand
    315.  
  315.    Hump the Hebrew
    316.  
  316.    Hump the knob
    317.  
  317.    Hump the matress
    318.  
  318.    Idle hands
    319.  
  319.    Impregnate the air
    320.  
  320.    Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary
    cannon using rapid linear motion
    321.  
  321.    Inside Slider with two balls
    322.  
  322.    Interrogate the prisoner
    323.  
  323.    Interrogate the witness
    324.  
  324.    Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely
    daughters
    325.  
  325.    Jack off
    326.  
  326.    Jack the beanstock
    327.  
  327.    Jack the frank
    328.  
  328.    Jack yo mac
    329.  
  329.    Jedi train in the bathroom
    330.  
  330.    Jerk and clean
    331.  
  331.    Jerk around
    332.  
  332.    Jerk it
    333.  
  333.    Jerk off
    334.  
  334.    Jerk pud
    335.  
  335.    Jerk the beef
    336.  
  336.    Jerk the chain
    337.  
  337.    Jerk the cum
    338.  
  338.    Jerk the general
    339.  
  339.    Jerk the Johnson
    340.  
  340.    Jerk the monkey
    341.  
  341.    Jerk the one-eyed snake
    342.  
  342.    Jerk the pet
    343.  
  343.    Jerk you shit
    344.  
  344.    Jerk your chain
    345.  
  345.    Jerk your gherkin
    346.  
  346.    Jerkin' the gherkin
    347.  
  347.    Jingle the Pringles
    348.  
  348.    Jingle your bone
    349.  
  349.    Jizsturbation
    350.  
  350.    Jock the sock
    351.  
  351.    Jog the joker
    352.  
  352.    Josh one off
    353.  
  353.    Juggle the balls
    354.  
  354.    Jump the pogo stick
    355.  
  355.    Just getting dressed
    356.  
  356.    Just going up to the office to use the photocopier
    357.  
  357.    Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...
    358.  
  358.    Just gonna go take a bath...
    359.  
  359.    Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all...
    360.  
  360.    Keepin' the mortar clean
    361.  
  361.    Kill the gentleman
    362.  
  362.    Kill the Mr. Tingley
    363.  
  363.    Kneading the bread
    364.  
  364.    Knob thumping
    365.  
  365.    Knock one off
    366.  
  366.    Knock one off
    367.  
  367.    Knock the rock
    368.  
  368.    Knuckle shuffle
    369.  
  369.    Launch the hand shuttle
    370.  
  370.    Launch the rocket
    371.  
  371.    Lead pedro down the road of bulimia
    372.  
  372.    Leak the lizard
    373.  
  373.    Let Elvis leave the building
    374.  
  374.    Let loose the juice
    375.  
  375.    Lift your spirit
    376.  
  376.    Lighting the Roman Candle
    377.  
  377.    Liquidate inventory
    378.  
  378.    Log off
    379.  
  379.    Log the lumber
    380.  
  380.    Lollygagging
    381.  
  381.    Lope the mule
    382.  
  382.    Lope the mule
    383.  
  383.    Love yourself
    384.  
  384.    Lube the tube
    385.  
  385.    Lubricate the Lutheran
    386.  
  386.    Magic your Johnson
    387.  
  387.    Make a deposit
    388.  
  388.    Make cream
    389.  
  389.    Make friends with the lizard
    390.  
  390.    Make instant icing
    391.  
  391.    Make it spit
    392.  
  392.    Make it useful
    393.  
  393.    Make junior vomit
    394.  
  394.    Make love to Miss Michigan
    395.  
  395.    Make one on one love
    396.  
  396.    Make one-eye cry
    397.  
  397.    Make Peter puke
    398.  
  398.    Make stomach pancakes
    399.  
  399.    Make the bald guy puke
    400.  
  400.    Make the bald guy puke
    401.  
  401.    Make the Cyclops cry
    402.  
  402.    Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster
    403.  
  403.    Make the Cyclops spit
    404.  
  404.    Make the funny juice flow
    405.  
  405.    Make the one eyed monster puke
    406.  
  406.    Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in
    407.  
  407.    Make the snake puke
    408.  
  408.    Make your own hand lotion
    409.  
  409.    Makin babies
    410.  
  410.    Mangle the moose
    411.  
  411.    Manipulate your manhood
    412.  
  412.    Marry the moose
    413.  
  413.    Massage my palm
    414.  
  414.    Massage my stiff joint
    415.  
  415.    Massage out the stiffness
    416.  
  416.    Massage the salami
    417.  
  417.    Massage the soul
    418.  
  418.    Massage your balls
    419.  
  419.    Massage your clovers
    420.  
  420.    Meat off
    421.  
  421.    Meat-Beat
    422.  
  422.    Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters
    423.  
  423.    Meet the neighbors
    424.  
  424.    Meet the President
    425.  
  425.    Milk it
    426.  
  426.    Milk Murray
    427.  
  427.    Milk the beef
    428.  
  428.    Milk the cock
    429.  
  429.    Milk the cow
    430.  
  430.    Milk the goat
    431.  
  431.    Milk the hose
    432.  
  432.    Milk the lizard
    433.  
  433.    Milk the Magnesia
    434.  
  434.    Milk the Mickey
    435.  
  435.    Milk the one eyed trouser snake
    436.  
  436.    Milk the one-eyed snake
    437.  
  437.    Milk the one-uttered cow
    438.  
  438.    Milk your meat
    439.  
  439.    Milk yourself
    440.  
  440.    Molest the bystander
    441.  
  441.    Money comes out
    442.  
  442.    Monkey dance
    443.  
  443.    Move the joystick
    444.  
  444.    Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party.
    445.  
  445.    Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters
    446.  
  446.    My Wife
    447.  
  447.    Nuke the whale
    448.  
  448.    Number 3
    449.  
  449.    Oil the barber pole
    450.  
  450.    Oil the barrel
    451.  
  451.    Oil the Crank
    452.  
  452.    Oil the noodle
    453.  
  453.    One hand work out
    454.  
  454.    One handed pole vault
    455.  
  455.    One man and a hand
    456.  
  456.    One man show
    457.  
  457.    Our Gang Spanky Marathon
    458.  
  458.    Paddling the pony
    459.  
  459.    Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace
    460.  
  460.    Paint the ceiling
    461.  
  461.    Paint the wall
    462.  
  462.    Palm loving
    463.  
  463.    Pamela Handerson
    464.  
  464.    Pan for white gold
    465.  
  465.    Party for one
    466.  
  466.    Pat the monkey
    467.  
  467.    Pat the Robertson
    468.  
  468.    Pay bills
    469.  
  469.    Pay the pope
    470.  
  470.    Peel the banana
    471.  
  471.    Peel the carrot
    472.  
  472.    Peeling chilies
    473.  
  473.    Pet the bald eagle
    474.  
  474.    Pet the donkey
    475.  
  475.    Pet the ghurkin
    476.  
  476.    Pet the one eyed monster
    477.  
  477.    Pet the one eyed snake
    478.  
  478.    Pet the one-eyed gopher
    479.  
  479.    Pet the potato
    480.  
  480.    Pet the snake
    481.  
  481.    Pet the Willy
    482.  
  482.    Pet your third leg
    483.  
  483.    Pickle your peter
    484.  
  484.    Pimp pump
    485.  
  485.    Piston pushing
    486.  
  486.    Play a solo on my private organ
    487.  
  487.    Play ball with the boys
    488.  
  488.    Play five on one
    489.  
  489.    Play golf
    490.  
  490.    Play peek-a-boo alone
    491.  
  491.    Play pocket pool
    492.  
  492.    Play skin Banjo
    493.  
  493.    Play solitaire
    494.  
  494.    Play the bag pipe
    495.  
  495.    Play the meat pipe
    496.  
  496.    Play the skin flute
    497.  
  497.    Play tug of war with Cyclops
    498.  
  498.    Play with Burt Reynolds mustache
    499.  
  499.    Play with Fistina
    500.  
  500.    Play with Fred
    501.  
  501.    Play with lil' Elvis
    502.  
  502.    Play with Mr. Panky
    503.  
  503.    Play with myself
    504.  
  504.    Play with Peter
    505.  
  505.    Play with Pikachu
    506.  
  506.    Play with Rosey Palm
    507.  
  507.    Play with the pud
    508.  
  508.    Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger
    509.  
  509.    Play with Wally
    510.  
  510.    Play with Willy the wonder worm
    511.  
  511.    Play with your cock and balls
    512.  
  512.    Play with yourself
    513.  
  513.    Play your guitar
    514.  
  514.    Play Zelda
    515.  
  515.    Pluck the ducky
    516.  
  516.    Pluck the mushroom
    517.  
  517.    Pocket billiards
    518.  
  518.    Pocket fishing
    519.  
  519.    Pocket pool
    520.  
  520.    Polish Lord Helmet
    521.  
  521.    Polish the baton
    522.  
  522.    Polish the bishop
    523.  
  523.    Polish the candlestick
    524.  
  524.    Polish the dolphin
    525.  
  525.    Polish the helmet
    526.  
  526.    Polish the knob
    527.  
  527.    Polish the Ol' Torpedo
    528.  
  528.    Polish the one eyed gopher
    529.  
  529.    Polish the one eyed weasel
    530.  
  530.    Polish the Papal Podium
    531.  
  531.    Polish the pewter
    532.  
  532.    Polish the piston
    533.  
  533.    Polish the pope
    534.  
  534.    Polish the shaft
    535.  
  535.    Polish the silver
    536.  
  536.    Polish the sword of happiness
    537.  
  537.    Polish the torpedo
    538.  
  538.    Polish your Oscar
    539.  
  539.    Polish your pipe
    540.  
  540.    Polish your rocket
    541.  
  541.    Polish your whistle
    542.  
  542.    Polishing the periscope
    543.  
  543.    Pop the head
    544.  
  544.    Pop the pistol
    545.  
  545.    Pop the top off the Champaign bottle
    546.  
  546.    Portuguese pump
    547.  
  547.    Pound off
    548.  
  548.    Pound the flounder
    549.  
  549.    Pound the hammer
    550.  
  550.    Pound the pony
    551.  
  551.    Pound the pud
    552.  
  552.    Powder your nose
    553.  
  553.    Prime the pump handle
    554.  
  554.    Prune the shroom
    555.  
  555.    Pud pulling
    556.  
  556.    Pud whacking
    557.  
  557.    Puddin'
    558.  
  558.    Pull a quickie
    559.  
  559.    Pull and squirt
    560.  
  560.    Pull dinky
    561.  
  561.    Pull it
    562.  
  562.    Pull it hard
    563.  
  563.    Pull Nixon's nose
    564.  
  564.    Pull off
    565.  
  565.    Pull one off
    566.  
  566.    Pull one out of the bag...
    567.  
  567.    Pull pud
    568.  
  568.    Pull Stretch Armstrong
    569.  
  569.    Pull the chain
    570.  
  570.    Pull the cord
    571.  
  571.    Pull the dog's tail
    572.  
  572.    Pull the fun lever
    573.  
  573.    Pull the goalie
    574.  
  574.    Pull the meat
    575.  
  575.    Pull the noodle
    576.  
  576.    Pull the pickle
    577.  
  577.    Pull the pig
    578.  
  578.    Pull the pipe
    579.  
  579.    Pull the plowman
    580.  
  580.    Pull the Polish pork
    581.  
  581.    Pull the pork
    582.  
  582.    Pull the turkey
    583.  
  583.    Pull your plumb
    584.  
  584.    Pull your pud
    585.  
  585.    Pull your toy
    586.  
  586.    Pull your wire
    587.  
  587.    Pulling your Yankee Doodle
    588.  
  588.    Pump
    589.  
  589.    Pump jacks
    590.  
  590.    Pump mini me
    591.  
  591.    Pump sperm
    592.  
  592.    Pump the balls
    593.  
  593.    Pump the Pole
    594.  
  594.    Pump the watergun
    595.  
  595.    Pump your gun
    596.  
  596.    Pump your pud
    597.  
  597.    Pump'n the water rocket
    598.  
  598.    Punch the clown
    599.  
  599.    Punch the eclair
    600.  
  600.    Punch the monkey
    601.  
  601.    Punch the munchkin
    602.  
  602.    Punish Percy in the palm
    603.  
  603.    Punish the evil merchant
    604.  
  604.    Puppy whacking
    605.  
  605.    Pushing the envelope
    606.  
  606.    Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
    607.  
  607.    Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread
    608.  
  608.    Ram the rod
    609.  
  609.    Rattle the one eyed snake
    610.  
  610.    Ream the one eyed semen demon
    611.  
  611.    Release some steam
    612.  
  612.    Release the hounds
    613.  
  613.    Release the pressure
    614.  
  614.    Release the valves
    615.  
  615.    Relieve your sperm bank
    616.  
  616.    Relieving a little tension
    617.  
  617.    Relish up the hot dog
    618.  
  618.    Remove the rust
    619.  
  619.    Ricky Wrestling
    620.  
  620.    Ride the big dipper
    621.  
  621.    Ride The Dolphin
    622.  
  622.    Ride the rod
    623.  
  623.    Ride to heaven
    624.  
  624.    Ring your cock
    625.  
  625.    Rinse on
    626.  
  626.    Rocketing
    627.  
  627.    Rod yankin
    628.  
  628.    Roll dice
    629.  
  629.    Rolling the dough
    630.  
  630.    Rope the mule
    631.  
  631.    Rope your goat
    632.  
  632.    Rough up the little man
    633.  
  633.    Rough up the suspect
    634.  
  634.    Row the boat
    635.  
  635.    Rub a dub dub
    636.  
  636.    Rub it silly
    637.  
  637.    Rub one off
    638.  
  638.    Rub one out
    639.  
  639.    Rub the button
    640.  
  640.    Rub the faucet
    641.  
  641.    Rub the fireman's helmet
    642.  
  642.    Rub the knob!
    643.  
  643.    Rub the magic lamp
    644.  
  644.    Rub the pipe
    645.  
  645.    Rub the rhubarb
    646.  
  646.    Rub the rod
    647.  
  647.    Rub the sausage
    648.  
  648.    Rub the tool
    649.  
  649.    Rub your monkey
    650.  
  650.    Rub your nub
    651.  
  651.    Rubadubdub
    652.  
  652.    Run off a batch
    653.  
  653.    Salute the flag pole
    654.  
  654.    Salute the general
    655.  
  655.    Salute the scumlord
    656.  
  656.    Sausage stroking
    657.  
  657.    Say hello to Mr. Happy
    658.  
  658.    Say hello to the colonel of love
    659.  
  659.    Say hi to your monster
    660.  
  660.    Scramble the sausage
    661.  
  661.    Scrub the deck
    662.  
  662.    Self deflation
    663.  
  663.    Self diddle
    664.  
  664.    Self fuck
    665.  
  665.    Self fucking
    666.  
  666.    Self gratification
    667.  
  667.    Self indulgence
    668.  
  668.    Self motivation
    669.  
  669.    Self service
    670.  
  670.    Self sex
    671.  
  671.    Self-satisfaction
    672.  
  672.    Self-suck
    673.  
  673.    Sex with da hands
    674.  
  674.    Sex with Simon
    675.  
  675.    Shag your shank
    676.  
  676.    Shag-yer-self
    677.  
  677.    Shake hands w/the unemployed
    678.  
  678.    Shake hands with a pole
    679.  
  679.    Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln
    680.  
  680.    Shake hands with Ben Franklin
    681.  
  681.    Shake hands with Elvis
    682.  
  682.    Shake hands with Mr Peeper
    683.  
  683.    Shake hands with the ambassador of love
    684.  
  684.    Shake hands with the devil
    685.  
  685.    Shake hands with the governor
    686.  
  686.    Shake hands with the one eyed milk man
    687.  
  687.    Shake hands with the president
    688.  
  688.    Shake hands with the sheriff
    689.  
  689.    Shake hands with the unemployed
    690.  
  690.    Shake hands with the wife's wedding present
    691.  
  691.    Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree
    692.  
  692.    Shake it
    693.  
  693.    Shake my finger
    694.  
  694.    Shake off
    695.  
  695.    Shake the bottle
    696.  
  696.    Shake the goo off
    697.  
  697.    Shake the grapes
    698.  
  698.    Shake the old man
    699.  
  699.    Shake the pepperpot
    700.  
  700.    Shake the snake
    701.  
  701.    Shake the snake
    702.  
  702.    Shake with the tall guy
    703.  
  703.    Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend
    704.  
  704.    Shake your martini
    705.  
  705.    Shakin' the bacon
    706.  
  706.    Shaking hand with Colonel Sanders
    707.  
  707.    Shampoo the carpet
    708.  
  708.    Shampoo the moose
    709.  
  709.    Sharpen the pencil
    710.  
  710.    Shift with the manual transmission
    711.  
  711.    Shine the bishop
    712.  
  712.    Shine the car
    713.  
  713.    Shine the helmet
    714.  
  714.    Shine the pole
    715.  
  715.    Shine the spear
    716.  
  716.    Shine the telescope
    717.  
  717.    Shine the wood
    718.  
  718.    Shine your salami
    719.  
  719.    Shock the monkey
    720.  
  720.    Shoot for pearls
    721.  
  721.    Shoot hoops
    722.  
  722.    Shoot old yeller
    723.  
  723.    Shoot putty at the moon
    724.  
  724.    Shoot putty at the moon
    725.  
  725.    Shoot the gun
    726.  
  726.    Shoot the plane
    727.  
  727.    Short-arm stroking
    728.  
  728.    Shroom pullin'
    729.  
  729.    Shuck the corn cob
    730.  
  730.    Shuck the cornstalk
    731.  
  731.    Sin dirty with thy self
    732.  
  732.    Siphon the python
    733.  
  733.    Skin the sarge
    734.  
  734.    Skin the sausage
    735.  
  735.    Skin your frank
    736.  
  736.    Slam the ham
    737.  
  737.    Slam the stick
    738.  
  738.    Slap little Johnny behind the German helmet
    739.  
  739.    Slap spanky
    740.  
  740.    Slap the bishop
    741.  
  741.    Slap the carrot
    742.  
  742.    Slap the dick
    743.  
  743.    Slap the dummy
    744.  
  744.    Slap the ham
    745.  
  745.    Slap the salami
    746.  
  746.    Slap the salmon
    747.  
  747.    Slap the sausage
    748.  
  748.    Slap the stick
    749.  
  749.    Slap you cock
    750.  
  750.    Slay the dragon
    751.  
  751.    Slick the stick
    752.  
  752.    Slime the salamy
    753.  
  753.    slippery
    754.  
  754.    slippin' salami
    755.  
  755.    slipping
    756.  
  756.    Slobbin' the Milosevich
    757.  
  757.    Smack
    758.  
  758.    Smack baldy on the head
    759.  
  759.    Smack my pud
    760.  
  760.    Smack off
    761.  
  761.    Smack the burrito
    762.  
  762.    Smack the salami
    763.  
  763.    Smack your monkey
    764.  
  764.    Smelly jelly making
    765.  
  765.    Smoke the turkey
    766.  
  766.    Sneak a wink at wiggly
    767.  
  767.    Sock the cock
    768.  
  768.    Solo serve
    769.  
  769.    Spank frank
    770.  
  770.    Spank frank
    771.  
  771.    Spank it
    772.  
  772.    Spank it
    773.  
  773.    Spank Milo
    774.  
  774.    Spank off
    775.  
  775.    Spank one
    776.  
  776.    Spank that ass
    777.  
  777.    Spank the chicken
    778.  
  778.    Spank the dolphin
    779.  
  779.    Spank the hotdog
    780.  
  780.    Spank the money
    781.  
  781.    Spank the monkey
    782.  
  782.    Spank the old lady
    783.  
  783.    Spank the pup
    784.  
  784.    Spank the sausage
    785.  
  785.    Spank the Spam
    786.  
  786.    Spank your love life
    787.  
  787.    Spank your monkey
    788.  
  788.    Spank your pud
    789.  
  789.    Spanktervision
    790.  
  790.    Spanky's Revenge
    791.  
  791.    Speed shifting
    792.  
  792.    Spend time with an old friend
    793.  
  793.    Spewin' a white one
    794.  
  794.    Spill milk
    795.  
  795.    Spin the dreidel
    796.  
  796.    Spit da' sperm
    797.  
  797.    Spit shine the knob
    798.  
  798.    Splish Splah
    799.  
  799.    Sploshing
    800.  
  800.    Sporting the tent
    801.  
  801.    Spraying the belly with sticky white love-piss
    802.  
  802.    Spunk the monkey
    803.  
  803.    Spunk up
    804.  
  804.    Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun
    805.  
  805.    Squeeze cheese
    806.  
  806.    Squeeze off a load
    807.  
  807.    Squeeze one off
    808.  
  808.    Squeeze the big guy
    809.  
  809.    Squeeze the Charmin
    810.  
  810.    Squeeze the Cyclops
    811.  
  811.    Squeeze the duck's head
    812.  
  812.    Squeeze the juice out the head
    813.  
  813.    Squeeze the lemon
    814.  
  814.    Squeeze the sausage
    815.  
  815.    Squeeze the squid
    816.  
  816.    Squeeze the tomato
    817.  
  817.    Squeeze the Twinkie
    818.  
  818.    Squeeze you lizard
    819.  
  819.    Squirt the Bert
    820.  
  820.    Squish the squid
    821.  
  821.    Stain the mitt
    822.  
  822.    Start the engine
    823.  
  823.    Start the lawnmower
    824.  
  824.    Stick it
    825.  
  825.    Stick shifting
    826.  
  826.    Stock
    827.  
  827.    Stoke the Strokin' stack
    828.  
  828.    Strangle the bishop
    829.  
  829.    Strangle the one-eyed trouser snake
    830.  
  830.    Strangle the snake
    831.  
  831.    Strangle the snake
    832.  
  832.    Strangle the warrior
    833.  
  833.    Stress reliever
    834.  
  834.    Stretch it
    835.  
  835.    Stretch one out
    836.  
  836.    Stretch the salami
    837.  
  837.    Stretching the truth
    838.  
  838.    Strike oil
    839.  
  839.    Strip the bark
    840.  
  840.    Stroke
    841.  
  841.    Stroke it
    842.  
  842.    Stroke off
    843.  
  843.    Stroke that big thing
    844.  
  844.    Stroke the chicken
    845.  
  845.    Stroke the choad
    846.  
  846.    Stroke the cock
    847.  
  847.    stroke the crank
    848.  
  848.    Stroke the ding-dong
    849.  
  849.    Stroke the dolphin
    850.  
  850.    Stroke the donkey
    851.  
  851.    Stroke the longhorn
    852.  
  852.    Stroke the manroot
    853.  
  853.    Stroke the monkey
    854.  
  854.    Stroke the mushroom
    855.  
  855.    Stroke the oar
    856.  
  856.    stroke the one-eyed snake
    857.  
  857.    Stroke the poke
    858.  
  858.    Stroke the puppy
    859.  
  859.    Stroke the salami
    860.  
  860.    Stroke the salami
    861.  
  861.    Stroke the schlong
    862.  
  862.    Stroke the shaft
    863.  
  863.    Stroke the slug
    864.  
  864.    Stroke the Snake
    865.  
  865.    Stroke the stick
    866.  
  866.    Stroke the strudel
    867.  
  867.    Stroke the stump
    868.  
  868.    Stroke the weasel
    869.  
  869.    Stroke the yoke
    870.  
  870.    Stroke your cock
    871.  
  871.    Stroking the dog
    872.  
  872.    Stroking the fireman
    873.  
  873.    Stroking the flagpole
    874.  
  874.    Struggle for life
    875.  
  875.    Strum the drum
    876.  
  876.    Strum your guitar
    877.  
  877.    Summon the jizz
    878.  
  878.    Swat off
    879.  
  879.    Swing the balls
    880.  
  880.    Swing the thing
    881.  
  881.    Tackling the totem
    882.  
  882.    Take a load off
    883.  
  883.    Take a ride on the slip n' slide
    884.  
  884.    Take a squirt
    885.  
  885.    Take batting practice
    886.  
  886.    Take Capt Solo on the Kessel Run
    887.  
  887.    Take Captain Picard to Warp Speed
    888.  
  888.    Take care of a big problem
    889.  
  889.    Take care of business
    890.  
  890.    Take matters in hand
    891.  
  891.    Take the edge off
    892.  
  892.    Take the sausage hostage
    893.  
  893.    Take your banana boat to tuna town
    894.  
  894.    Tame the beast
    895.  
  895.    Tame the one eyed spitting snake
    896.  
  896.    Tame the shrew
    897.  
  897.    Tame the vein
    898.  
  898.    Taming the purple headed warrior
    899.  
  899.    Tantalizing your toboggan
    900.  
  900.    Tap a teste
    901.  
  901.    Teach the dog a lesson
    902.  
  902.    Teach the monkey
    903.  
  903.    Tease the weasel
    904.  
  904.    Tease to please
    905.  
  905.    Teasing one out
    906.  
  906.    Tenderize the meat
    907.  
  907.    Tenderize the pork
    908.  
  908.    Tenderize the steak
    909.  
  909.    Test the probe
    910.  
  910.    Test the purple headed yogurt thrower
    911.  
  911.    Thawing the meat
    912.  
  912.    The gentle handshake
    913.  
  913.    The ol' 5 against 1
    914.  
  914.    The penis pull
    915.  
  915.    The right hand maneuver
    916.  
  916.    The sofa
    917.  
  917.    The twist
    918.  
  918.    Thelma Thumb and her four sisters
    919.  
  919.    Think of your mom
    920.  
  920.    Thump the stump
    921.  
  921.    Thumping the stump
    922.  
  922.    Tickle the angus
    923.  
  923.    Tickle the meat curtains
    924.  
  924.    Tickle the peter
    925.  
  925.    Tickle the pickle
    926.  
  926.    Tickle the tentacle
    927.  
  927.    Tickle the tiger
    928.  
  928.    Tip the hat
    929.  
  929.    Tommy Tank
    930.  
  930.    Toot the horn
    931.  
  931.    Torture little Timmy
    932.  
  932.    Torture the monkey
    933.  
  933.    Toss off
    934.  
  934.    Toss the salad
    935.  
  935.    Touch the toucher
    936.  
  936.    Touch yourself
    937.  
  937.    Train the chicken
    938.  
  938.    Train the purple-headed warrior
    939.  
  939.    Tug the handle
    940.  
  940.    Tug the tassel
    941.  
  941.    Tug the turkey
    942.  
  942.    Tug your rope
    943.  
  943.    Tugging the boat
    944.  
  944.    Tug-O-War With Cyclops
    945.  
  945.    Turn Japanese
    946.  
  946.    Tweak your tool.
    947.  
  947.    Twiddle the bone flute
    948.  
  948.    Ugly Man Sex
    949.  
  949.    Unisex
    950.  
  950.    Unleashing
    951.  
  951.    Unload your gun
    952.  
  952.    Unsheathe the meat sword
    953.  
  953.    Up and down
    954.  
  954.    Use the joystick
    955.  
  955.    Vex the vicar
    956.  
  956.    Vice grip
    957.  
  957.    Virgin Love
    958.  
  958.    Visit the petting zoo
    959.  
  959.    Vote Republican
    960.  
  960.    Wag it
    961.  
  961.    Wag the dog
    962.  
  962.    Walk the dog
    963.  
  963.    Wang chungin
    964.  
  964.    Wang off
    965.  
  965.    Wank
    966.  
  966.    Wank and crank
    967.  
  967.    Wank it
    968.  
  968.    Wank off
    969.  
  969.    Wank the monkey
    970.  
  970.    Wank the pud
    971.  
  971.    Wank the sock
    972.  
  972.    Wank the wanker
    973.  
  973.    Wank the willy
    974.  
  974.    Wank your shank
    975.  
  975.    Wankin and spankin
    976.  
  976.    Wanky panky
    977.  
  977.    Wash the Buick
    978.  
  978.    Wash the rod
    979.  
  979.    Watch some pooh
    980.  
  980.    Wax the Bat
    981.  
  981.    Wax the bishop
    982.  
  982.    Wax the carrot
    983.  
  983.    Wax the chrome
    984.  
  984.    Wax the dolphin
    985.  
  985.    Wax the flagpole
    986.  
  986.    Wax the frog
    987.  
  987.    Wax the ol' Torpedo
    988.  
  988.    Wax the pole
    989.  
  989.    Wax the weasel
    990.  
  990.    Wax the willie
    991.  
  991.    Wax the Winnebago
    992.  
  992.    Weenie whacking
    993.  
  993.    Wet the whistle
    994.  
  994.    Whack it
    995.  
  995.    Whack jack
    996.  
  996.    Whack off
    997.  
  997.    Whack off like a red-headed stepchild
    998.  
  998.    Whack the Chalupa
    999.  
  999.    Whack the pole
    1000.  
  1000.    Whack the pud
    1001.  
  1001.    Whack the rod
    1002.  
  1002.    Whack the weasel
    1003.  
  1003.    Whack the wizard
    1004.  
  1004.    Whack the wood
    1005.  
  1005.    Whack your wack
    1006.  
  1006.    Whackin winky
    1007.  
  1007.    Whacking it
    1008.  
  1008.    Wham the bone
    1009.  
  1009.    Wheel it
    1010.  
  1010.    Whip it
    1011.  
  1011.    Whip pud
    1012.  
  1012.    Whip the noodle
    1013.  
  1013.    Whip the weenie
    1014.  
  1014.    Whip up some baby batter.
    1015.  
  1015.    Whippin' cream
    1016.  
  1016.    Whipping' it good
    1017.  
  1017.    Whipping the skippy
    1018.  
  1018.    White Water Wristing
    1019.  
  1019.    White water wristing
    1020.  
  1020.    Whittle the wood
    1021.  
  1021.    Whoop the mule
    1022.  
  1022.    Whoop your pudd
    1023.  
  1023.    Wind up the cock clock
    1024.  
  1024.    Wind your sun dial
    1025.  
  1025.    Windsurf on Mt. Baldy
    1026.  
  1026.    Withdraw from the spankbank
    1027.  
  1027.    Work out the third leg
    1028.  
  1028.    Workin' it
    1029.  
  1029.    Working the wiligger
    1030.  
  1030.    Wrestle the bald head champion
    1031.  
  1031.    Wrestle the champ
    1032.  
  1032.    Wrestle the turkey
    1033.  
  1033.    Wrestle with Jimmy
    1034.  
  1034.    Wrestle with the one eyed champ
    1035.  
  1035.    Wrestle with the one-eyed monster
    1036.  
  1036.    Wrestle with the one-eyed-trouser snake
    1037.  
  1037.    Yank off
    1038.  
  1038.    Yank the chain
    1039.  
  1039.    Yank the crank
    1040.  
  1040.    Yank the dog
    1041.  
  1041.    Yank the plank
    1042.  
  1042.    Yank the sausage
    1043.  
  1043.    Yank the Yankee
    1044.  
  1044.    Yankie the Wankie
    1045.  
  1045.    Yolk the egg
   


RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Biker Dude - 06-24-2016

I think maybe you need another hobby...

RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Twitchin Kitten - 06-24-2016

#233: Frighten the blue veined custard chucker Rofl

RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - LKTraz - 06-25-2016

They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.

RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - twisteroo - 06-26-2016

(06-25-2016, 08:47 AM)LKTraz Wrote: They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.

You didn't actually read all of them, did you?

RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - LKTraz - 06-26-2016

(06-26-2016, 01:37 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(06-25-2016, 08:47 AM)LKTraz Wrote: They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.

You didn't actually read all of them, did you?

I scrolled through and just happened to notice that.

But now I feel kinda obligated to.