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Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Twitchin Kitten - 06-24-2016

Over 1,000 Terms for Male Masturbation


     
  1.    A little five on one
  2.  
  3.    Abuse the fuse
  4.  
  5.    Adjust your set
  6.  
  7.    Anger the cobra
  8.  
  9.    Anger the pickle
  10.  
  11.    Answer the bone-a-phone
  12.  
  13.    Appease the cheese
  14.  
  15.    Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ
  16.  
  17.    Asexual reproduction
  18.  
  19.    Autofellatio
  20.  
  21.    Auto-manipulation
  22.  
  23.    Ax the timber
  24.  
  25.    Badger the witness
  26.  
  27.    Bag that ass up
  28.  
  29.    Bait the mast
  30.  
  31.    Bake cream cakes
  32.  
  33.    Bake the cheese
  34.  
  35.    Banana squeezing
  36.  
  37.    Bang yourself
  38.  
  39.    Bank off shoot goo
  40.  
  41.    Bash the bishop
  42.  
  43.    Baste the turkey
  44.  
  45.    Battle the Cyclops
  46.  
  47.    Be a loner
  48.  
  49.    Beat it
  50.  
  51.    Beat off
  52.  
  53.    Beat Pedro
  54.  
  55.    Beat the banger
  56.  
  57.    Beat the beef
  58.  
  59.    Beat the bishop
  60.  
  61.    Beat the bologna
  62.  
  63.    Beat the hog
  64.  
  65.    Beat the meat
  66.  
  67.    Beat the monkey
  68.  
  69.    Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should)
  70.  
  71.    Beat the one eye snake
  72.  
  73.    Beat the one eyed monster
  74.  
  75.    Beat the rat
  76.  
  77.    Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker
  78.  
  79.    Beat the shit
  80.  
  81.    Beat the stepchild
  82.  
  83.    Beat the stick
  84.  
  85.    Beat the weasel
  86.  
  87.    Beat up shorty
  88.  
  89.    Beat your cock
  90.  
  91.    Beat your gorilla
  92.  
  93.    Beat your pud
  94.  
  95.    Beat your skin
  96.  
  97.    Beatin' the baby batter
  98.  
  99.    Beef the jerky
  100.  
  101.    Beef-strokin'-off
  102.  
  103.    Ben your Franklin
  104.  
  105.    Bend the banana
  106.  
  107.    Bitch-slapping your stomper
  108.  
  109.    Blind the one eyed monster
  110.  
  111.    Blow a wad
  112.  
  113.    Blow the ceiling
  114.  
  115.    Blow up
  116.  
  117.    Blow wad
  118.  
  119.    Blow your load
  120.  
  121.    Blow your nose
  122.  
  123.    Boff up
  124.  
  125.    Bollock milking
  126.  
  127.    Bop the boa
  128.  
  129.    Bop the bologna
  130.  
  131.    Bounce Tigger
  132.  
  133.    Bounce your balls
  134.  
  135.    Box Oscar
  136.  
  137.    Box the clown
  138.  
  139.    Box the Jesuit
  140.  
  141.    Bringin' ya milk
  142.  
  143.    Buff the bullet
  144.  
  145.    Buff the pickle
  146.  
  147.    Burp the baby
  148.  
  149.    Burp the frog
  150.  
  151.    Burp the worm
  152.  
  153.    Bust a Nut
  154.  
  155.    Busting the left nut instead of the right one
  156.  
  157.    Butter the corn
  158.  
  159.    Call the captain
  160.  
  161.    Caress your zesty zambonie
  162.  
  163.    Chafe the squirtgun
  164.  
  165.    Charm the python
  166.  
  167.    Charm the snake
  168.  
  169.    Checkin' the Ol' Dipstick
  170.  
  171.    Cheesin
  172.  
  173.    Choke
  174.  
  175.    Choke the bishop
  176.  
  177.    Choke the chicken
  178.  
  179.    Choke the Choir Boy
  180.  
  181.    Choke the chubby
  182.  
  183.    Choke the monkey
  184.  
  185.    Choke the one eyed snake
  186.  
  187.    Choke the Pope
  188.  
  189.    Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse
  190.  
  191.    Choke the unemployed
  192.  
  193.    Chunking
  194.  
  195.    Churn butter
  196.  
  197.    Churn seed
  198.  
  199.    Circle jerk
  200.  
  201.    Clean the clock
  202.  
  203.    Clean the pipes
  204.  
  205.    Clear the snorkel
  206.  
  207.    Club the cucumber
  208.  
  209.    Cock blockin
  210.  
  211.    Cock pulling
  212.  
  213.    Cock smack
  214.  
  215.    Cock snot
  216.  
  217.    Come to daddy
  218.  
  219.    Corralling the tadpoles
  220.  
  221.    Crank it
  222.  
  223.    Crank one out
  224.  
  225.    Crank the cable
  226.  
  227.    Crank the crane
  228.  
  229.    Crank the gear
  230.  
  231.    Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower
  232.  
  233.    Cream the cake
  234.  
  235.    Croke the frog
  236.  
  237.    Crown the bishop
  238.  
  239.    Cruzin' then Oozin'
  240.  
  241.    Cuff the carrot
  242.  
  243.    Cuff the carrot
  244.  
  245.    Cuff the monkey
  246.  
  247.    Cum and go
  248.  
  249.    Cum on self
  250.  
  251.    Cum on your tum
  252.  
  253.    Cum-lets-play
  254.  
  255.    Curl the honey
  256.  
  257.    Daily duties
  258.  
  259.    Dancing around the maypole
  260.  
  261.    Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters
  262.  
  263.    Dancing with the one eye sailor
  264.  
  265.    Dangle the Donkey
  266.  
  267.    Date Palmela Handerson
  268.  
  269.    Date Paula and her 4 sisters
  270.  
  271.    Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
  272.  
  273.    Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters
  274.  
  275.    Deal cards
  276.  
  277.    Deload the gun
  278.  
  279.    Despunk
  280.  
  281.    Destroying the slots machine
  282.  
  283.    Diddle your bob
  284.  
  285.    Do a load by hand.
  286.  
  287.    Do Mary Palm and her 5 sisters
  288.  
  289.    Do shoupa shoupa
  290.  
  291.    Do the dishes
  292.  
  293.    Do the janitor thing
  294.  
  295.    Do the Johnson and ball dance
  296.  
  297.    Do yourself
  298.  
  299.    Dog off
  300.  
  301.    Doing the Palm sisters
  302.  
  303.    Dong around
  304.  
  305.    Donkey punch
  306.  
  307.    Double Clicking The mouse
  308.  
  309.    Dr. Spankenstein Time
  310.  
  311.    Drain the dragon
  312.  
  313.    Drain the lizard
  314.  
  315.    Drain the pipes
  316.  
  317.    Drain the snake
  318.  
  319.    Drain the vein
  320.  
  321.    Drill for oil
  322.  
  323.    Drop a load before work.
  324.  
  325.    Drop the chalupa
  326.  
  327.    Drop the kids off at the pool.
  328.  
  329.    Duke your Jim
  330.  
  331.    Eat the egg
  332.  
  333.    Empty the banana
  334.  
  335.    Empty the pipes
  336.  
  337.    Empty your gunbarrel
  338.  
  339.    Erupt old faithful
  340.  
  341.    Erupt the volcano
  342.  
  343.    Exhaust the camel
  344.  
  345.    Exorcise your demons
  346.  
  347.    Extra long shower
  348.  
  349.    Fake fuckin'
  350.  
  351.    Favorite household activity
  352.  
  353.    Feed the donkey
  354.  
  355.    Feeding the chickens
  356.  
  357.    Feel it up
  358.  
  359.    Fiddle the ferret
  360.  
  361.    Fight one-eyed Willy
  362.  
  363.    Fight the one eyed purple warrior
  364.  
  365.    Fight the one-eyed monster
  366.  
  367.    Fight the purple helmet warrior
  368.  
  369.    Fight with Tarzan
  370.  
  371.    Fill up your belly-button
  372.  
  373.    Fire out the hole
  374.  
  375.    Fire the cannon
  376.  
  377.    Fire the flesh musket
  378.  
  379.    Fire the pistol
  380.  
  381.    Fire the surgeon general
  382.  
  383.    Firing a shot from the grassy knoll
  384.  
  385.    Fist fucking
  386.  
  387.    Fist rocket
  388.  
  389.    Fist-humpin.
  390.  
  391.    Fisting
  392.  
  393.    Fisting your cock
  394.  
  395.    Five against one
  396.  
  397.    Five finger disco
  398.  
  399.    Five finger shuffle
  400.  
  401.    Five fingered widow
  402.  
  403.    Five knuckle shuffle
  404.  
  405.    Five on one
  406.  
  407.    Five versus Willy
  408.  
  409.    Five-fingered humpty hump love pump
  410.  
  411.    Five-fingered wife
  412.  
  413.    Fix the clogged drain
  414.  
  415.    Flick your dick
  416.  
  417.    Fling the pudding
  418.  
  419.    Flog the Bishop
  420.  
  421.    Flog the doggie
  422.  
  423.    Flog the dolphin
  424.  
  425.    Flog the dummy
  426.  
  427.    Flog the hog
  428.  
  429.    Flog the log
  430.  
  431.    Flog the man
  432.  
  433.    Flog the mule
  434.  
  435.    Flog the one eyed gopher
  436.  
  437.    Flog the ore
  438.  
  439.    Flog the sailor
  440.  
  441.    Flog your log
  442.  
  443.    Flogging
  444.  
  445.    Fly solo
  446.  
  447.    Fondle the dolphin
  448.  
  449.    Fondle the frankfurter
  450.  
  451.    Fondle the sausage
  452.  
  453.    Foreskin mambo
  454.  
  455.    Frag your snag
  456.  
  457.    Free the captive ninja
  458.  
  459.    Free Willy
  460.  
  461.    Freshen the air
  462.  
  463.    Friction burn
  464.  
  465.    Frighten the blue veined custard chucker
  466.  
  467.    Fry the chicken
  468.  
  469.    Fry the egg
  470.  
  471.    Fuck the chicken
  472.  
  473.    Fuck the udder
  474.  
  475.    Fuck your cock
  476.  
  477.    Fuck your fist
  478.  
  479.    Fuck your hand
  480.  
  481.    Fuck yourself
  482.  
  483.    Fucking for one
  484.  
  485.    Fucking mother thumb and her 4 daughters
  486.  
  487.    Fumble your frank
  488.  
  489.    Get a handle on things
  490.  
  491.    Get a hold of yourself
  492.  
  493.    Get off
  494.  
  495.    Get some me time
  496.  
  497.    Get sticky
  498.  
  499.    Get the job done
  500.  
  501.    Get to know yourself
  502.  
  503.    Give the dog a bone
  504.  
  505.    Give the dog a walk
  506.  
  507.    Giving Kojak the third degree
  508.  
  509.    Giving yourself a helping hand
  510.  
  511.    Go and have a slap
  512.  
  513.    Go at it
  514.  
  515.    Go blind
  516.  
  517.    Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork
  518.  
  519.    Go for a spoof
  520.  
  521.    Go nut
  522.  
  523.    Grab the gusto
  524.  
  525.    Grab the handle
  526.  
  527.    Grab the meat
  528.  
  529.    Grapple the gorilla
  530.  
  531.    Grease the Pole
  532.  
  533.    Grease the rod
  534.  
  535.    Grease the wheel
  536.  
  537.    Great thoughts
  538.  
  539.    Greet Mr. Happy
  540.  
  541.    Greet the bishop
  542.  
  543.    Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
  544.  
  545.    Grind the gopher
  546.  
  547.    Grind the groundhog
  548.  
  549.    Groom the Wookie
  550.  
  551.    Ham shank
  552.  
  553.    Hammer the lumber
  554.  
  555.    Hammer the helmet head
  556.  
  557.    Hand fuck
  558.  
  559.    Hand happy
  560.  
  561.    Hand hold
  562.  
  563.    Hand humpin'
  564.  
  565.    Hand jive
  566.  
  567.    Hand sex
  568.  
  569.    Hand shandy
  570.  
  571.    Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter
  572.  
  573.    Hand to Gland combat
  574.  
  575.    Hand to gland combat
  576.  
  577.    Hand, dick co-ordination
  578.  
  579.    Handle the merchandise
  580.  
  581.    Handy sandy
  582.  
  583.    Handy Shandy
  584.  
  585.    Hans Solo
  586.  
  587.    Harass the milkman
  588.  
  589.    Have a Barclays (Barclays Bank -- WANK - rhyming slang)
  590.  
  591.    Have a chug
  592.  
  593.    Have a frapp
  594.  
  595.    Have a tug
  596.  
  597.    Have a tug of war with Cyclops
  598.  
  599.    Have a wank
  600.  
  601.    Have fun
  602.  
  603.    Have sex with someone you love
  604.  
  605.    High-five Yule Brenner
  606.  
  607.    Hip the hop
  608.  
  609.    Hit the mitt
  610.  
  611.    Hitch-hike to heaven
  612.  
  613.    Hold the knob
  614.  
  615.    Hold the man
  616.  
  617.    Hold your baseball bat
  618.  
  619.    Hold your sausage hostage
  620.  
  621.    Home alone
  622.  
  623.    Homework
  624.  
  625.    Hone the bone
  626.  
  627.    Hump the hand
  628.  
  629.    Hump the Hebrew
  630.  
  631.    Hump the knob
  632.  
  633.    Hump the matress
  634.  
  635.    Idle hands
  636.  
  637.    Impregnate the air
  638.  
  639.    Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary
    cannon using rapid linear motion
  640.  
  641.    Inside Slider with two balls
  642.  
  643.    Interrogate the prisoner
  644.  
  645.    Interrogate the witness
  646.  
  647.    Introduce Mr. Penis to Mrss Palm and her five lovely
    daughters
  648.  
  649.    Jack off
  650.  
  651.    Jack the beanstock
  652.  
  653.    Jack the frank
  654.  
  655.    Jack yo mac
  656.  
  657.    Jedi train in the bathroom
  658.  
  659.    Jerk and clean
  660.  
  661.    Jerk around
  662.  
  663.    Jerk it
  664.  
  665.    Jerk off
  666.  
  667.    Jerk pud
  668.  
  669.    Jerk the beef
  670.  
  671.    Jerk the chain
  672.  
  673.    Jerk the cum
  674.  
  675.    Jerk the general
  676.  
  677.    Jerk the Johnson
  678.  
  679.    Jerk the monkey
  680.  
  681.    Jerk the one-eyed snake
  682.  
  683.    Jerk the pet
  684.  
  685.    Jerk you shit
  686.  
  687.    Jerk your chain
  688.  
  689.    Jerk your gherkin
  690.  
  691.    Jerkin' the gherkin
  692.  
  693.    Jingle the Pringles
  694.  
  695.    Jingle your bone
  696.  
  697.    Jizsturbation
  698.  
  699.    Jock the sock
  700.  
  701.    Jog the joker
  702.  
  703.    Josh one off
  704.  
  705.    Juggle the balls
  706.  
  707.    Jump the pogo stick
  708.  
  709.    Just getting dressed
  710.  
  711.    Just going up to the office to use the photocopier
  712.  
  713.    Just gonna go lay down and take a nap...
  714.  
  715.    Just gonna go take a bath...
  716.  
  717.    Just need a little time with my e-mail, that's all...
  718.  
  719.    Keepin' the mortar clean
  720.  
  721.    Kill the gentleman
  722.  
  723.    Kill the Mr. Tingley
  724.  
  725.    Kneading the bread
  726.  
  727.    Knob thumping
  728.  
  729.    Knock one off
  730.  
  731.    Knock one off
  732.  
  733.    Knock the rock
  734.  
  735.    Knuckle shuffle
  736.  
  737.    Launch the hand shuttle
  738.  
  739.    Launch the rocket
  740.  
  741.    Lead pedro down the road of bulimia
  742.  
  743.    Leak the lizard
  744.  
  745.    Let Elvis leave the building
  746.  
  747.    Let loose the juice
  748.  
  749.    Lift your spirit
  750.  
  751.    Lighting the Roman Candle
  752.  
  753.    Liquidate inventory
  754.  
  755.    Log off
  756.  
  757.    Log the lumber
  758.  
  759.    Lollygagging
  760.  
  761.    Lope the mule
  762.  
  763.    Lope the mule
  764.  
  765.    Love yourself
  766.  
  767.    Lube the tube
  768.  
  769.    Lubricate the Lutheran
  770.  
  771.    Magic your Johnson
  772.  
  773.    Make a deposit
  774.  
  775.    Make cream
  776.  
  777.    Make friends with the lizard
  778.  
  779.    Make instant icing
  780.  
  781.    Make it spit
  782.  
  783.    Make it useful
  784.  
  785.    Make junior vomit
  786.  
  787.    Make love to Miss Michigan
  788.  
  789.    Make one on one love
  790.  
  791.    Make one-eye cry
  792.  
  793.    Make Peter puke
  794.  
  795.    Make stomach pancakes
  796.  
  797.    Make the bald guy puke
  798.  
  799.    Make the bald guy puke
  800.  
  801.    Make the Cyclops cry
  802.  
  803.    Make the Cyclops fight the 5 headed monster
  804.  
  805.    Make the Cyclops spit
  806.  
  807.    Make the funny juice flow
  808.  
  809.    Make the one eyed monster puke
  810.  
  811.    Make the privates stand at attention, then fall in
  812.  
  813.    Make the snake puke
  814.  
  815.    Make your own hand lotion
  816.  
  817.    Makin babies
  818.  
  819.    Mangle the moose
  820.  
  821.    Manipulate your manhood
  822.  
  823.    Marry the moose
  824.  
  825.    Massage my palm
  826.  
  827.    Massage my stiff joint
  828.  
  829.    Massage out the stiffness
  830.  
  831.    Massage the salami
  832.  
  833.    Massage the soul
  834.  
  835.    Massage your balls
  836.  
  837.    Massage your clovers
  838.  
  839.    Meat off
  840.  
  841.    Meat-Beat
  842.  
  843.    Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters
  844.  
  845.    Meet the neighbors
  846.  
  847.    Meet the President
  848.  
  849.    Milk it
  850.  
  851.    Milk Murray
  852.  
  853.    Milk the beef
  854.  
  855.    Milk the cock
  856.  
  857.    Milk the cow
  858.  
  859.    Milk the goat
  860.  
  861.    Milk the hose
  862.  
  863.    Milk the lizard
  864.  
  865.    Milk the Magnesia
  866.  
  867.    Milk the Mickey
  868.  
  869.    Milk the one eyed trouser snake
  870.  
  871.    Milk the one-eyed snake
  872.  
  873.    Milk the one-uttered cow
  874.  
  875.    Milk your meat
  876.  
  877.    Milk yourself
  878.  
  879.    Molest the bystander
  880.  
  881.    Money comes out
  882.  
  883.    Monkey dance
  884.  
  885.    Move the joystick
  886.  
  887.    Mr. Happy and his five friends have a party.
  888.  
  889.    Mrs. palmer and her 5 daughters
  890.  
  891.    My Wife
  892.  
  893.    Nuke the whale
  894.  
  895.    Number 3
  896.  
  897.    Oil the barber pole
  898.  
  899.    Oil the barrel
  900.  
  901.    Oil the Crank
  902.  
  903.    Oil the noodle
  904.  
  905.    One hand work out
  906.  
  907.    One handed pole vault
  908.  
  909.    One man and a hand
  910.  
  911.    One man show
  912.  
  913.    Our Gang Spanky Marathon
  914.  
  915.    Paddling the pony
  916.  
  917.    Paint Pontius Pilate's Palace
  918.  
  919.    Paint the ceiling
  920.  
  921.    Paint the wall
  922.  
  923.    Palm loving
  924.  
  925.    Pamela Handerson
  926.  
  927.    Pan for white gold
  928.  
  929.    Party for one
  930.  
  931.    Pat the monkey
  932.  
  933.    Pat the Robertson
  934.  
  935.    Pay bills
  936.  
  937.    Pay the pope
  938.  
  939.    Peel the banana
  940.  
  941.    Peel the carrot
  942.  
  943.    Peeling chilies
  944.  
  945.    Pet the bald eagle
  946.  
  947.    Pet the donkey
  948.  
  949.    Pet the ghurkin
  950.  
  951.    Pet the one eyed monster
  952.  
  953.    Pet the one eyed snake
  954.  
  955.    Pet the one-eyed gopher
  956.  
  957.    Pet the potato
  958.  
  959.    Pet the snake
  960.  
  961.    Pet the Willy
  962.  
  963.    Pet your third leg
  964.  
  965.    Pickle your peter
  966.  
  967.    Pimp pump
  968.  
  969.    Piston pushing
  970.  
  971.    Play a solo on my private organ
  972.  
  973.    Play ball with the boys
  974.  
  975.    Play five on one
  976.  
  977.    Play golf
  978.  
  979.    Play peek-a-boo alone
  980.  
  981.    Play pocket pool
  982.  
  983.    Play skin Banjo
  984.  
  985.    Play solitaire
  986.  
  987.    Play the bag pipe
  988.  
  989.    Play the meat pipe
  990.  
  991.    Play the skin flute
  992.  
  993.    Play tug of war with Cyclops
  994.  
  995.    Play with Burt Reynolds mustache
  996.  
  997.    Play with Fistina
  998.  
  999.    Play with Fred
  1000.  
  1001.    Play with lil' Elvis
  1002.  
  1003.    Play with Mr. Panky
  1004.  
  1005.    Play with myself
  1006.  
  1007.    Play with Peter
  1008.  
  1009.    Play with Pikachu
  1010.  
  1011.    Play with Rosey Palm
  1012.  
  1013.    Play with the pud
  1014.  
  1015.    Play with the purple headed yogurt slinger
  1016.  
  1017.    Play with Wally
  1018.  
  1019.    Play with Willy the wonder worm
  1020.  
  1021.    Play with your cock and balls
  1022.  
  1023.    Play with yourself
  1024.  
  1025.    Play your guitar
  1026.  
  1027.    Play Zelda
  1028.  
  1029.    Pluck the ducky
  1030.  
  1031.    Pluck the mushroom
  1032.  
  1033.    Pocket billiards
  1034.  
  1035.    Pocket fishing
  1036.  
  1037.    Pocket pool
  1038.  
  1039.    Polish Lord Helmet
  1040.  
  1041.    Polish the baton
  1042.  
  1043.    Polish the bishop
  1044.  
  1045.    Polish the candlestick
  1046.  
  1047.    Polish the dolphin
  1048.  
  1049.    Polish the helmet
  1050.  
  1051.    Polish the knob
  1052.  
  1053.    Polish the Ol' Torpedo
  1054.  
  1055.    Polish the one eyed gopher
  1056.  
  1057.    Polish the one eyed weasel
  1058.  
  1059.    Polish the Papal Podium
  1060.  
  1061.    Polish the pewter
  1062.  
  1063.    Polish the piston
  1064.  
  1065.    Polish the pope
  1066.  
  1067.    Polish the shaft
  1068.  
  1069.    Polish the silver
  1070.  
  1071.    Polish the sword of happiness
  1072.  
  1073.    Polish the torpedo
  1074.  
  1075.    Polish your Oscar
  1076.  
  1077.    Polish your pipe
  1078.  
  1079.    Polish your rocket
  1080.  
  1081.    Polish your whistle
  1082.  
  1083.    Polishing the periscope
  1084.  
  1085.    Pop the head
  1086.  
  1087.    Pop the pistol
  1088.  
  1089.    Pop the top off the Champaign bottle
  1090.  
  1091.    Portuguese pump
  1092.  
  1093.    Pound off
  1094.  
  1095.    Pound the flounder
  1096.  
  1097.    Pound the hammer
  1098.  
  1099.    Pound the pony
  1100.  
  1101.    Pound the pud
  1102.  
  1103.    Powder your nose
  1104.  
  1105.    Prime the pump handle
  1106.  
  1107.    Prune the shroom
  1108.  
  1109.    Pud pulling
  1110.  
  1111.    Pud whacking
  1112.  
  1113.    Puddin'
  1114.  
  1115.    Pull a quickie
  1116.  
  1117.    Pull and squirt
  1118.  
  1119.    Pull dinky
  1120.  
  1121.    Pull it
  1122.  
  1123.    Pull it hard
  1124.  
  1125.    Pull Nixon's nose
  1126.  
  1127.    Pull off
  1128.  
  1129.    Pull one off
  1130.  
  1131.    Pull one out of the bag...
  1132.  
  1133.    Pull pud
  1134.  
  1135.    Pull Stretch Armstrong
  1136.  
  1137.    Pull the chain
  1138.  
  1139.    Pull the cord
  1140.  
  1141.    Pull the dog's tail
  1142.  
  1143.    Pull the fun lever
  1144.  
  1145.    Pull the goalie
  1146.  
  1147.    Pull the meat
  1148.  
  1149.    Pull the noodle
  1150.  
  1151.    Pull the pickle
  1152.  
  1153.    Pull the pig
  1154.  
  1155.    Pull the pipe
  1156.  
  1157.    Pull the plowman
  1158.  
  1159.    Pull the Polish pork
  1160.  
  1161.    Pull the pork
  1162.  
  1163.    Pull the turkey
  1164.  
  1165.    Pull your plumb
  1166.  
  1167.    Pull your pud
  1168.  
  1169.    Pull your toy
  1170.  
  1171.    Pull your wire
  1172.  
  1173.    Pulling your Yankee Doodle
  1174.  
  1175.    Pump
  1176.  
  1177.    Pump jacks
  1178.  
  1179.    Pump mini me
  1180.  
  1181.    Pump sperm
  1182.  
  1183.    Pump the balls
  1184.  
  1185.    Pump the Pole
  1186.  
  1187.    Pump the watergun
  1188.  
  1189.    Pump your gun
  1190.  
  1191.    Pump your pud
  1192.  
  1193.    Pump'n the water rocket
  1194.  
  1195.    Punch the clown
  1196.  
  1197.    Punch the eclair
  1198.  
  1199.    Punch the monkey
  1200.  
  1201.    Punch the munchkin
  1202.  
  1203.    Punish Percy in the palm
  1204.  
  1205.    Punish the evil merchant
  1206.  
  1207.    Puppy whacking
  1208.  
  1209.    Pushing the envelope
  1210.  
  1211.    Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
  1212.  
  1213.    Putting Mayonnaise On The Garlic Bread
  1214.  
  1215.    Ram the rod
  1216.  
  1217.    Rattle the one eyed snake
  1218.  
  1219.    Ream the one eyed semen demon
  1220.  
  1221.    Release some steam
  1222.  
  1223.    Release the hounds
  1224.  
  1225.    Release the pressure
  1226.  
  1227.    Release the valves
  1228.  
  1229.    Relieve your sperm bank
  1230.  
  1231.    Relieving a little tension
  1232.  
  1233.    Relish up the hot dog
  1234.  
  1235.    Remove the rust
  1236.  
  1237.    Ricky Wrestling
  1238.  
  1239.    Ride the big dipper
  1240.  
  1241.    Ride The Dolphin
  1242.  
  1243.    Ride the rod
  1244.  
  1245.    Ride to heaven
  1246.  
  1247.    Ring your cock
  1248.  
  1249.    Rinse on
  1250.  
  1251.    Rocketing
  1252.  
  1253.    Rod yankin
  1254.  
  1255.    Roll dice
  1256.  
  1257.    Rolling the dough
  1258.  
  1259.    Rope the mule
  1260.  
  1261.    Rope your goat
  1262.  
  1263.    Rough up the little man
  1264.  
  1265.    Rough up the suspect
  1266.  
  1267.    Row the boat
  1268.  
  1269.    Rub a dub dub
  1270.  
  1271.    Rub it silly
  1272.  
  1273.    Rub one off
  1274.  
  1275.    Rub one out
  1276.  
  1277.    Rub the button
  1278.  
  1279.    Rub the faucet
  1280.  
  1281.    Rub the fireman's helmet
  1282.  
  1283.    Rub the knob!
  1284.  
  1285.    Rub the magic lamp
  1286.  
  1287.    Rub the pipe
  1288.  
  1289.    Rub the rhubarb
  1290.  
  1291.    Rub the rod
  1292.  
  1293.    Rub the sausage
  1294.  
  1295.    Rub the tool
  1296.  
  1297.    Rub your monkey
  1298.  
  1299.    Rub your nub
  1300.  
  1301.    Rubadubdub
  1302.  
  1303.    Run off a batch
  1304.  
  1305.    Salute the flag pole
  1306.  
  1307.    Salute the general
  1308.  
  1309.    Salute the scumlord
  1310.  
  1311.    Sausage stroking
  1312.  
  1313.    Say hello to Mr. Happy
  1314.  
  1315.    Say hello to the colonel of love
  1316.  
  1317.    Say hi to your monster
  1318.  
  1319.    Scramble the sausage
  1320.  
  1321.    Scrub the deck
  1322.  
  1323.    Self deflation
  1324.  
  1325.    Self diddle
  1326.  
  1327.    Self fuck
  1328.  
  1329.    Self fucking
  1330.  
  1331.    Self gratification
  1332.  
  1333.    Self indulgence
  1334.  
  1335.    Self motivation
  1336.  
  1337.    Self service
  1338.  
  1339.    Self sex
  1340.  
  1341.    Self-satisfaction
  1342.  
  1343.    Self-suck
  1344.  
  1345.    Sex with da hands
  1346.  
  1347.    Sex with Simon
  1348.  
  1349.    Shag your shank
  1350.  
  1351.    Shag-yer-self
  1352.  
  1353.    Shake hands w/the unemployed
  1354.  
  1355.    Shake hands with a pole
  1356.  
  1357.    Shake hands with Abraham Lincoln
  1358.  
  1359.    Shake hands with Ben Franklin
  1360.  
  1361.    Shake hands with Elvis
  1362.  
  1363.    Shake hands with Mr Peeper
  1364.  
  1365.    Shake hands with the ambassador of love
  1366.  
  1367.    Shake hands with the devil
  1368.  
  1369.    Shake hands with the governor
  1370.  
  1371.    Shake hands with the one eyed milk man
  1372.  
  1373.    Shake hands with the president
  1374.  
  1375.    Shake hands with the sheriff
  1376.  
  1377.    Shake hands with the unemployed
  1378.  
  1379.    Shake hands with the wife's wedding present
  1380.  
  1381.    Shake hot, white coconuts from the veiny love tree
  1382.  
  1383.    Shake it
  1384.  
  1385.    Shake my finger
  1386.  
  1387.    Shake off
  1388.  
  1389.    Shake the bottle
  1390.  
  1391.    Shake the goo off
  1392.  
  1393.    Shake the grapes
  1394.  
  1395.    Shake the old man
  1396.  
  1397.    Shake the pepperpot
  1398.  
  1399.    Shake the snake
  1400.  
  1401.    Shake the snake
  1402.  
  1403.    Shake with the tall guy
  1404.  
  1405.    Shake your fist angrily at your ex-girlfriend
  1406.  
  1407.    Shake your martini
  1408.  
  1409.    Shakin' the bacon
  1410.  
  1411.    Shaking hand with Colonel Sanders
  1412.  
  1413.    Shampoo the carpet
  1414.  
  1415.    Shampoo the moose
  1416.  
  1417.    Sharpen the pencil
  1418.  
  1419.    Shift with the manual transmission
  1420.  
  1421.    Shine the bishop
  1422.  
  1423.    Shine the car
  1424.  
  1425.    Shine the helmet
  1426.  
  1427.    Shine the pole
  1428.  
  1429.    Shine the spear
  1430.  
  1431.    Shine the telescope
  1432.  
  1433.    Shine the wood
  1434.  
  1435.    Shine your salami
  1436.  
  1437.    Shock the monkey
  1438.  
  1439.    Shoot for pearls
  1440.  
  1441.    Shoot hoops
  1442.  
  1443.    Shoot old yeller
  1444.  
  1445.    Shoot putty at the moon
  1446.  
  1447.    Shoot putty at the moon
  1448.  
  1449.    Shoot the gun
  1450.  
  1451.    Shoot the plane
  1452.  
  1453.    Short-arm stroking
  1454.  
  1455.    Shroom pullin'
  1456.  
  1457.    Shuck the corn cob
  1458.  
  1459.    Shuck the cornstalk
  1460.  
  1461.    Sin dirty with thy self
  1462.  
  1463.    Siphon the python
  1464.  
  1465.    Skin the sarge
  1466.  
  1467.    Skin the sausage
  1468.  
  1469.    Skin your frank
  1470.  
  1471.    Slam the ham
  1472.  
  1473.    Slam the stick
  1474.  
  1475.    Slap little Johnny behind the German helmet
  1476.  
  1477.    Slap spanky
  1478.  
  1479.    Slap the bishop
  1480.  
  1481.    Slap the carrot
  1482.  
  1483.    Slap the dick
  1484.  
  1485.    Slap the dummy
  1486.  
  1487.    Slap the ham
  1488.  
  1489.    Slap the salami
  1490.  
  1491.    Slap the salmon
  1492.  
  1493.    Slap the sausage
  1494.  
  1495.    Slap the stick
  1496.  
  1497.    Slap you cock
  1498.  
  1499.    Slay the dragon
  1500.  
  1501.    Slick the stick
  1502.  
  1503.    Slime the salamy
  1504.  
  1505.    slippery
  1506.  
  1507.    slippin' salami
  1508.  
  1509.    slipping
  1510.  
  1511.    Slobbin' the Milosevich
  1512.  
  1513.    Smack
  1514.  
  1515.    Smack baldy on the head
  1516.  
  1517.    Smack my pud
  1518.  
  1519.    Smack off
  1520.  
  1521.    Smack the burrito
  1522.  
  1523.    Smack the salami
  1524.  
  1525.    Smack your monkey
  1526.  
  1527.    Smelly jelly making
  1528.  
  1529.    Smoke the turkey
  1530.  
  1531.    Sneak a wink at wiggly
  1532.  
  1533.    Sock the cock
  1534.  
  1535.    Solo serve
  1536.  
  1537.    Spank frank
  1538.  
  1539.    Spank frank
  1540.  
  1541.    Spank it
  1542.  
  1543.    Spank it
  1544.  
  1545.    Spank Milo
  1546.  
  1547.    Spank off
  1548.  
  1549.    Spank one
  1550.  
  1551.    Spank that ass
  1552.  
  1553.    Spank the chicken
  1554.  
  1555.    Spank the dolphin
  1556.  
  1557.    Spank the hotdog
  1558.  
  1559.    Spank the money
  1560.  
  1561.    Spank the monkey
  1562.  
  1563.    Spank the old lady
  1564.  
  1565.    Spank the pup
  1566.  
  1567.    Spank the sausage
  1568.  
  1569.    Spank the Spam
  1570.  
  1571.    Spank your love life
  1572.  
  1573.    Spank your monkey
  1574.  
  1575.    Spank your pud
  1576.  
  1577.    Spanktervision
  1578.  
  1579.    Spanky's Revenge
  1580.  
  1581.    Speed shifting
  1582.  
  1583.    Spend time with an old friend
  1584.  
  1585.    Spewin' a white one
  1586.  
  1587.    Spill milk
  1588.  
  1589.    Spin the dreidel
  1590.  
  1591.    Spit da' sperm
  1592.  
  1593.    Spit shine the knob
  1594.  
  1595.    Splish Splah
  1596.  
  1597.    Sploshing
  1598.  
  1599.    Sporting the tent
  1600.  
  1601.    Spraying the belly with sticky white love-piss
  1602.  
  1603.    Spunk the monkey
  1604.  
  1605.    Spunk up
  1606.  
  1607.    Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun
  1608.  
  1609.    Squeeze cheese
  1610.  
  1611.    Squeeze off a load
  1612.  
  1613.    Squeeze one off
  1614.  
  1615.    Squeeze the big guy
  1616.  
  1617.    Squeeze the Charmin
  1618.  
  1619.    Squeeze the Cyclops
  1620.  
  1621.    Squeeze the duck's head
  1622.  
  1623.    Squeeze the juice out the head
  1624.  
  1625.    Squeeze the lemon
  1626.  
  1627.    Squeeze the sausage
  1628.  
  1629.    Squeeze the squid
  1630.  
  1631.    Squeeze the tomato
  1632.  
  1633.    Squeeze the Twinkie
  1634.  
  1635.    Squeeze you lizard
  1636.  
  1637.    Squirt the Bert
  1638.  
  1639.    Squish the squid
  1640.  
  1641.    Stain the mitt
  1642.  
  1643.    Start the engine
  1644.  
  1645.    Start the lawnmower
  1646.  
  1647.    Stick it
  1648.  
  1649.    Stick shifting
  1650.  
  1651.    Stock
  1652.  
  1653.    Stoke the Strokin' stack
  1654.  
  1655.    Strangle the bishop
  1656.  
  1657.    Strangle the one-eyed trouser snake
  1658.  
  1659.    Strangle the snake
  1660.  
  1661.    Strangle the snake
  1662.  
  1663.    Strangle the warrior
  1664.  
  1665.    Stress reliever
  1666.  
  1667.    Stretch it
  1668.  
  1669.    Stretch one out
  1670.  
  1671.    Stretch the salami
  1672.  
  1673.    Stretching the truth
  1674.  
  1675.    Strike oil
  1676.  
  1677.    Strip the bark
  1678.  
  1679.    Stroke
  1680.  
  1681.    Stroke it
  1682.  
  1683.    Stroke off
  1684.  
  1685.    Stroke that big thing
  1686.  
  1687.    Stroke the chicken
  1688.  
  1689.    Stroke the choad
  1690.  
  1691.    Stroke the cock
  1692.  
  1693.    stroke the crank
  1694.  
  1695.    Stroke the ding-dong
  1696.  
  1697.    Stroke the dolphin
  1698.  
  1699.    Stroke the donkey
  1700.  
  1701.    Stroke the longhorn
  1702.  
  1703.    Stroke the manroot
  1704.  
  1705.    Stroke the monkey
  1706.  
  1707.    Stroke the mushroom
  1708.  
  1709.    Stroke the oar
  1710.  
  1711.    stroke the one-eyed snake
  1712.  
  1713.    Stroke the poke
  1714.  
  1715.    Stroke the puppy
  1716.  
  1717.    Stroke the salami
  1718.  
  1719.    Stroke the salami
  1720.  
  1721.    Stroke the schlong
  1722.  
  1723.    Stroke the shaft
  1724.  
  1725.    Stroke the slug
  1726.  
  1727.    Stroke the Snake
  1728.  
  1729.    Stroke the stick
  1730.  
  1731.    Stroke the strudel
  1732.  
  1733.    Stroke the stump
  1734.  
  1735.    Stroke the weasel
  1736.  
  1737.    Stroke the yoke
  1738.  
  1739.    Stroke your cock
  1740.  
  1741.    Stroking the dog
  1742.  
  1743.    Stroking the fireman
  1744.  
  1745.    Stroking the flagpole
  1746.  
  1747.    Struggle for life
  1748.  
  1749.    Strum the drum
  1750.  
  1751.    Strum your guitar
  1752.  
  1753.    Summon the jizz
  1754.  
  1755.    Swat off
  1756.  
  1757.    Swing the balls
  1758.  
  1759.    Swing the thing
  1760.  
  1761.    Tackling the totem
  1762.  
  1763.    Take a load off
  1764.  
  1765.    Take a ride on the slip n' slide
  1766.  
  1767.    Take a squirt
  1768.  
  1769.    Take batting practice
  1770.  
  1771.    Take Capt Solo on the Kessel Run
  1772.  
  1773.    Take Captain Picard to Warp Speed
  1774.  
  1775.    Take care of a big problem
  1776.  
  1777.    Take care of business
  1778.  
  1779.    Take matters in hand
  1780.  
  1781.    Take the edge off
  1782.  
  1783.    Take the sausage hostage
  1784.  
  1785.    Take your banana boat to tuna town
  1786.  
  1787.    Tame the beast
  1788.  
  1789.    Tame the one eyed spitting snake
  1790.  
  1791.    Tame the shrew
  1792.  
  1793.    Tame the vein
  1794.  
  1795.    Taming the purple headed warrior
  1796.  
  1797.    Tantalizing your toboggan
  1798.  
  1799.    Tap a teste
  1800.  
  1801.    Teach the dog a lesson
  1802.  
  1803.    Teach the monkey
  1804.  
  1805.    Tease the weasel
  1806.  
  1807.    Tease to please
  1808.  
  1809.    Teasing one out
  1810.  
  1811.    Tenderize the meat
  1812.  
  1813.    Tenderize the pork
  1814.  
  1815.    Tenderize the steak
  1816.  
  1817.    Test the probe
  1818.  
  1819.    Test the purple headed yogurt thrower
  1820.  
  1821.    Thawing the meat
  1822.  
  1823.    The gentle handshake
  1824.  
  1825.    The ol' 5 against 1
  1826.  
  1827.    The penis pull
  1828.  
  1829.    The right hand maneuver
  1830.  
  1831.    The sofa
  1832.  
  1833.    The twist
  1834.  
  1835.    Thelma Thumb and her four sisters
  1836.  
  1837.    Think of your mom
  1838.  
  1839.    Thump the stump
  1840.  
  1841.    Thumping the stump
  1842.  
  1843.    Tickle the angus
  1844.  
  1845.    Tickle the meat curtains
  1846.  
  1847.    Tickle the peter
  1848.  
  1849.    Tickle the pickle
  1850.  
  1851.    Tickle the tentacle
  1852.  
  1853.    Tickle the tiger
  1854.  
  1855.    Tip the hat
  1856.  
  1857.    Tommy Tank
  1858.  
  1859.    Toot the horn
  1860.  
  1861.    Torture little Timmy
  1862.  
  1863.    Torture the monkey
  1864.  
  1865.    Toss off
  1866.  
  1867.    Toss the salad
  1868.  
  1869.    Touch the toucher
  1870.  
  1871.    Touch yourself
  1872.  
  1873.    Train the chicken
  1874.  
  1875.    Train the purple-headed warrior
  1876.  
  1877.    Tug the handle
  1878.  
  1879.    Tug the tassel
  1880.  
  1881.    Tug the turkey
  1882.  
  1883.    Tug your rope
  1884.  
  1885.    Tugging the boat
  1886.  
  1887.    Tug-O-War With Cyclops
  1888.  
  1889.    Turn Japanese
  1890.  
  1891.    Tweak your tool.
  1892.  
  1893.    Twiddle the bone flute
  1894.  
  1895.    Ugly Man Sex
  1896.  
  1897.    Unisex
  1898.  
  1899.    Unleashing
  1900.  
  1901.    Unload your gun
  1902.  
  1903.    Unsheathe the meat sword
  1904.  
  1905.    Up and down
  1906.  
  1907.    Use the joystick
  1908.  
  1909.    Vex the vicar
  1910.  
  1911.    Vice grip
  1912.  
  1913.    Virgin Love
  1914.  
  1915.    Visit the petting zoo
  1916.  
  1917.    Vote Republican
  1918.  
  1919.    Wag it
  1920.  
  1921.    Wag the dog
  1922.  
  1923.    Walk the dog
  1924.  
  1925.    Wang chungin
  1926.  
  1927.    Wang off
  1928.  
  1929.    Wank
  1930.  
  1931.    Wank and crank
  1932.  
  1933.    Wank it
  1934.  
  1935.    Wank off
  1936.  
  1937.    Wank the monkey
  1938.  
  1939.    Wank the pud
  1940.  
  1941.    Wank the sock
  1942.  
  1943.    Wank the wanker
  1944.  
  1945.    Wank the willy
  1946.  
  1947.    Wank your shank
  1948.  
  1949.    Wankin and spankin
  1950.  
  1951.    Wanky panky
  1952.  
  1953.    Wash the Buick
  1954.  
  1955.    Wash the rod
  1956.  
  1957.    Watch some pooh
  1958.  
  1959.    Wax the Bat
  1960.  
  1961.    Wax the bishop
  1962.  
  1963.    Wax the carrot
  1964.  
  1965.    Wax the chrome
  1966.  
  1967.    Wax the dolphin
  1968.  
  1969.    Wax the flagpole
  1970.  
  1971.    Wax the frog
  1972.  
  1973.    Wax the ol' Torpedo
  1974.  
  1975.    Wax the pole
  1976.  
  1977.    Wax the weasel
  1978.  
  1979.    Wax the willie
  1980.  
  1981.    Wax the Winnebago
  1982.  
  1983.    Weenie whacking
  1984.  
  1985.    Wet the whistle
  1986.  
  1987.    Whack it
  1988.  
  1989.    Whack jack
  1990.  
  1991.    Whack off
  1992.  
  1993.    Whack off like a red-headed stepchild
  1994.  
  1995.    Whack the Chalupa
  1996.  
  1997.    Whack the pole
  1998.  
  1999.    Whack the pud
  2000.  
  2001.    Whack the rod
  2002.  
  2003.    Whack the weasel
  2004.  
  2005.    Whack the wizard
  2006.  
  2007.    Whack the wood
  2008.  
  2009.    Whack your wack
  2010.  
  2011.    Whackin winky
  2012.  
  2013.    Whacking it
  2014.  
  2015.    Wham the bone
  2016.  
  2017.    Wheel it
  2018.  
  2019.    Whip it
  2020.  
  2021.    Whip pud
  2022.  
  2023.    Whip the noodle
  2024.  
  2025.    Whip the weenie
  2026.  
  2027.    Whip up some baby batter.
  2028.  
  2029.    Whippin' cream
  2030.  
  2031.    Whipping' it good
  2032.  
  2033.    Whipping the skippy
  2034.  
  2035.    White Water Wristing
  2036.  
  2037.    White water wristing
  2038.  
  2039.    Whittle the wood
  2040.  
  2041.    Whoop the mule
  2042.  
  2043.    Whoop your pudd
  2044.  
  2045.    Wind up the cock clock
  2046.  
  2047.    Wind your sun dial
  2048.  
  2049.    Windsurf on Mt. Baldy
  2050.  
  2051.    Withdraw from the spankbank
  2052.  
  2053.    Work out the third leg
  2054.  
  2055.    Workin' it
  2056.  
  2057.    Working the wiligger
  2058.  
  2059.    Wrestle the bald head champion
  2060.  
  2061.    Wrestle the champ
  2062.  
  2063.    Wrestle the turkey
  2064.  
  2065.    Wrestle with Jimmy
  2066.  
  2067.    Wrestle with the one eyed champ
  2068.  
  2069.    Wrestle with the one-eyed monster
  2070.  
  2071.    Wrestle with the one-eyed-trouser snake
  2072.  
  2073.    Yank off
  2074.  
  2075.    Yank the chain
  2076.  
  2077.    Yank the crank
  2078.  
  2079.    Yank the dog
  2080.  
  2081.    Yank the plank
  2082.  
  2083.    Yank the sausage
  2084.  
  2085.    Yank the Yankee
  2086.  
  2087.    Yankie the Wankie
  2088.  
  2089.    Yolk the egg
   



RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Biker Dude - 06-24-2016

I think maybe you need another hobby...


RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - Twitchin Kitten - 06-24-2016

#233: Frighten the blue veined custard chucker Rofl


RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - LKTraz - 06-25-2016

They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.


RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - twisteroo - 06-26-2016

(06-25-2016, 08:47 AM)LKTraz Wrote: They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.

You didn't actually read all of them, did you?


RE: Introducing Mr. Penis to Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters - LKTraz - 06-26-2016

(06-26-2016, 01:37 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(06-25-2016, 08:47 AM)LKTraz Wrote: They got Spunk The Monkey but missed SPANK The Monkey.

You didn't actually read all of them, did you?

I scrolled through and just happened to notice that.

But now I feel kinda obligated to.