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Senior Citizen Tax Return - LKTraz - 04-12-2014 An older gentleman recently got a letter from the I.R.S. and called and called an accounting firm for some advice. Accounting firm: Hello. How may we help you? Old gent: I was wondering if you could answer some questions I have. Accounting firm: We will certainly try. What questions do you have? Old gent: I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS and it puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants 3 million crack heads 42 million unemployed people on food stamps 2 million people in over 243 prisons Half of Mexico 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate and 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS? RE: Senior Citizen Tax Return - Twitchin Kitten - 04-12-2014 Ha ha this cracked me up and I literally laughed out loud. RE: Senior Citizen Tax Return - twisteroo - 04-12-2014 Pretty funny, and this seems like a logical place for this tidbit also.