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New Israeli airport security device - LKTraz - 05-28-2012
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the cost of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
BRILLIANT!
RE: New Israeli airport security device - Twitchin Kitten - 05-28-2012
Ha ha! Too bad that can't come true in real life.
RE: New Israeli airport security device - Medicine Woman - 07-12-2012
(05-28-2012, 08:28 AM)LKTraz Wrote: TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the cost of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
BRILLIANT!
LOL
RE: New Israeli airport security device - Flamethrower - 07-13-2012
*crackle* Clean up at security booth 4, clean up at booth 4 *crackle*