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USB hamster... - Phast Phinger Phil - 04-16-2011
In case you don't already have enough junk cluttering up your desk/workspace etc. how about one of these dumbass gizmos:
![[Image: usb-hw.png]](http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb420/phelge/usb-hw.png)
Yes, it's a USB hamster-in-a-wheel. Plug it into a USB port, install the "fun" software and type away. When you type the hamster runs and the wheel turns... the faster you type, the quicker it runs. There are probably more stupid ways of wasting £20 to £30, but right now I can't think of them.
If you're crazy enough to actually want one, just Google it.
RE: USB hamster... - kbear - 04-17-2011
I went to get one and it say this
Sorry, this item has now been discontinued and is no longer available.
I though it would be fun to have!!!
RE: USB hamster... - twisteroo - 04-17-2011
Yeah, it actually looks pretty cool. Not that I would spend the money on it though.
RE: USB hamster... - Phast Phinger Phil - 04-17-2011
For those who really can't tear themselves away from computers due to work, e-OCD (Internet Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder) or whatever, maybe this gizmo would be more useful:
![[Image: usb-portaloo.png]](http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb420/phelge/usb-portaloo.png)
It's a USB Portaloo... or, if you want really want to impress you can call it a USB Portable Event Unit. A plug-in portabog... just press the space bar to flush it. LMAO
RE: USB hamster... - twisteroo - 04-17-2011
Nice, I'll take one of each.
RE: USB hamster... - LKTraz - 04-17-2011
Porta-Potties flush?
Since when? Guess it must just be the British versions!
RE: USB hamster... - Twitchin Kitten - 04-17-2011
I would psychosomaticly smell the stink from the crapper.
RE: USB hamster... - Phast Phinger Phil - 04-17-2011
(04-17-2011, 06:27 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Porta-Potties flush?
Since when? Guess it must just be the British versions!
Of course they flush, where do think they get the water for the wash basin? Get the British "Topturd Supreme" version and you can use the command: chmod a+x /buttwipe to clean up afterwards. We Brits are hygiene-conscious even when bullshitting. Btw, the double-width version has a bidet option. It'll wash your butt when you press the F5 key.
RE: USB hamster... - Twitchin Kitten - 04-17-2011
Ha, ha! I may be the only one who gets the chmod a+x / buttwipe bit!
