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CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - LKTraz - 02-05-2011
An interesting bit of trivia
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near
the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from
rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method
devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with
one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which
rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a
small area right next to the cannon. There was only one
problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from
sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations,
called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate
were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it.
The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of
brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and
much faster than iron when chilled.
Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the
brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon
balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the
balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, folks thought
that was just a vulgar expression?
RE: CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - twisteroo - 02-05-2011
I knew that, now tell me about going balls to the wall, or going balls out.
RE: CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - kbear - 02-05-2011
Hey did you know I had cannon balls in my house.
don't have them any more. But they were cool! They were real ones too.
Hey I do have a cannon in the basement!!
RE: CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - twisteroo - 02-06-2011
Do you have a brass monkey Kim?
RE: CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - kbear - 02-06-2011
no, just a cannon now!!
RE: CANNON BALLS!!! BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS. - LKTraz - 02-06-2011
(02-05-2011, 06:47 PM)twisteroo Wrote: I knew that, now tell me about going balls to the wall, or going balls out.
Piece of cake!
Balls to the wall:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balls+to+the+wall
Balls out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balls+out