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The Welfare Office - LKTraz - 08-21-2010
A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather
find a job,"
The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are
provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be
provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her
overseas holidays trips.
The salary package is $200,000 a year!"
The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
RE: The Welfare Office - Flamethrower - 09-01-2010
RE: The Welfare Office - Jamminitin - 09-01-2010
I've heard this before, but it still made me smile. LOVE IT!!!
RE: The Welfare Office - twisteroo - 09-01-2010
I told this at work today, I couldn't remember where I saw it till now.