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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - LKTraz - 04-26-2010 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter" RE: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - ralgith - 04-26-2010 Yeah, I think that would discourage anyone who can read RE: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - BallseyMalone - 04-26-2010 That would probably beat the hell out of the alarms I install! RE: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - Rhubarb - 04-27-2010 If only it would work here...sigh, Guns are banned, Pitbulls are banned, and I do doubt the reading abilities of the kids around here. Our neighbours dog is a pretty good deterent (bless him) he is a Staffie and 'stands guard' at the window. He is actually a real softie, only his smile gets the wrong reactions! RE: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM - Twitchin Kitten - 04-27-2010 Staffies have the best smiles! [attachment=802] |