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RE: Over or Under? - ralgith - 03-02-2010
(03-02-2010, 12:23 PM)Black Sun Wrote: You could save money by wiping you ass with a rag on a stick.
I use whatever toilet paper is on offer at the time, every week is like an ass lottery.
Oh, Sorry Jackass. I was discussing it because I spent 10 days at Syber's house recently and was using her TP. But you're so right. A rag on a stick would be SOOO much better. Then I could put it in your haggis!
RE: Over or Under? - LKTraz - 03-02-2010
Generic single ply is what I call "John Wayne toilet paper"
Why? Because just like The Duke, it's rough, tough and doesn't shit from anybody!
RE: Over or Under? - Twitchin Kitten - 03-02-2010
I found Scott Tissue to be softer and gentler to use. That "Green" stuff is more like John Wayne TP!
RE: Over or Under? - Twitchin Kitten - 03-02-2010
poor Syber - I can only imagine what your plumbing went through while ralgith was there! Well, from what he described about his messy ass and poor wiping abilities anyway.
RE: Over or Under? - Black Sun - 03-02-2010
In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.
They had to change it after parents complained of their children coming home from school with a brown and smelly arse.
RE: Over or Under? - LKTraz - 03-02-2010
(03-02-2010, 12:46 PM)Black Sun Wrote: In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.
Um......I think you were using the waxed paper bags that sandwiches in school cafeterias come in!
RE: Over or Under? - ralgith - 03-02-2010
(03-02-2010, 12:49 PM)LKTraz Wrote:(03-02-2010, 12:46 PM)Black Sun Wrote: In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.
Um......I think you were using the waxed paper bags that sandwiches in school cafeterias come in!
Sounds that way to me as well. Maybe his school was attempting an in house recycling program?
RE: Over or Under? - Sally - 03-02-2010
(03-02-2010, 12:38 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:
She probally had to put on a Hazmat suit just to clean the toilet after he left.
RE: Over or Under? - ralgith - 03-02-2010
(03-02-2010, 12:55 PM)Sally Wrote:(03-02-2010, 12:38 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:
She probally had to put on a Hazmat suit just to clean the toilet after he left.
You two are nutso. I'm not a pig with explosive diarrhea. Gawd.
RE: Over or Under? - Twitchin Kitten - 03-02-2010
Yeah well, you're the one complaining it's always smeared all over your hands after you wipe. What kind of goddamn mess happens in there to cause that?