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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-21-2012
He's married to the woman who plays his sister on Dexter.
I wonder how they are going to play the story now that she saw him killing Hank's kid.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twilla - 07-21-2012
Looked like they're leaning toward some pseudo-incest.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-21-2012
Yeah, I was kind of getting sick to my stomach thinking of that. Don't we have a Dexter thread?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 07-22-2012
I was at the store earlier, and I reached for my wallet at the checkout stand. As I was fumbling around and trying to get it out, I got frustrated and yanked on it, it caught the butt of my gun, and pulled the gun out too.
*clatter*
Everyone just looked at it on the floor. Even the babies in the carts were staring at it. Some guy's service dog stared at it. The cashier leaned over and looked at it. I looked at it. I picked it up, re-holstered it, and paid the cashier, and walked out all non-chalant like it didn't happen. No one said shit, or even looked alarmed.
I need to either get a smaller wallet and stop carrying so much crap, or adjust the holster so I can shift it further forward on my belt.
Also, I found a dollar in the parking lot.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 07-22-2012
And I also found marmots in my yard. Of all the things...
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - LKTraz - 07-22-2012
Big bag of shit with my band and through misunderstandings and lack of communication the project is done.
The one guitarist and I will be forging on and looking to put something else together. I've been coming up with new band names. The list ballooned up to over 60 and it's now pared down to 15 or so.....for now.
R.I.P. Govt Cheez.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-22-2012
Man, you have the worst luck with bands, LK! What is this? 3 now since we "met"?
Gunnen, if that happened here, you'd be surrounded by SWAT by the time you hit the parking lot. Fucking retards around here.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 07-22-2012
Well, to be honest, "Gov't Cheez" doesn't exactly sound promising. Get it, sound? Dohoho.
I hope you scrap up something firmer up together, LK. Eventually, you'll find some solid players -- not everyone is drama or a flake.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 07-22-2012
It depends on where you are around here, I've seen a handgun on someones belt in my diner while having breakfast. Nobody even pays attention. If one fell out in the middle of wal-mart, half the place would run, the other half would try to steal it.
LK, think ahead, start planning for the reunion tour.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 07-23-2012
You and your unit are surrounded by the enemy in a battle that has raged for days. Think Bastogne/Battle of the Bulge from Band of Brothers type stuff. Your buddy has had both his arms blown off at the elbow. He is bandaged up, and things are looking grim overall for everyone. He is laying there amidst the busy medics and other folks, and he sees you. He asks you to help him pee.
Would you hold his penis to help him piss?