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RE: Defend the Indefensible - Twitchin Kitten - 10-12-2009
Hey, why not? This most likely will kill off any drain clogs faster than Draino anyway! Besides, do you REALLY think that waste is being 'properly' disposed of now? It'll save money all in all.
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People should make better use of nose-pick flickings. Men are constantly picking and flicking anyway and instead of being the pigs that they are they should be able to pick and flick to good use like, decorating wall panels that you can seal and nail up like wood paneling.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - LKTraz - 10-12-2009
Sure thing. Looks like plastic, feels like rubber. I should think that nose goblins would share properties of both. Just look at all the wonderful things both plastic and rubber help provide for us. We should have repository bins for them just as we do for recyclables. As well it should make a dandy glue substitute!
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We should not only stop extinguishing wildfires in the US western states but indeed encourage people to light them!
RE: Defend the Indefensible - Rhubarb - 10-20-2009
Trying to put out any fire is a waste of man power in the fire service. They should be out there promoting safety in fire lighting and demonstrating the correct way to torch unwanted waste lands, cleared for affordable housing projects. It would give the fire service more free time to concentrate on the yearly picture calender too.
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Recycling is pointless.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - Jilly - 10-30-2009
Ofcourse it is!! Think of all the time we could save not having to sort through everything . We wouldn`t need further education for that extra degree in Rubbish to determine what exactly goes where. Much easier to chuck everything in the bin and have it emptied each week into landfils all over the country.
It would feed all the wild rodents thus keeping our drains clean and healthy and give harrassed parents an advantage over their kids....." Right, you do that again and you`re off to the landfil for your dinner for a week ! "
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All politicians deserve a raise in salary to cover living costs.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - LKTraz - 10-31-2009
Well sure they do! Kobe beef is up to over $100/lb and luxury hotel suites are not getting any cheaper you know! These tireless public servants want...no...NEED more cash to get the "basics" in life like Chateau Briand, arugula, Dom Perignon, golfing trips to exclusive country clubs, Beluga caviar etc.
Why SHOULDN'T they have these simple necessities lie the rest of us?
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Airline pilots should be required to have at least 3 drinks and smoke 2 joints before flying.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - Jilly - 10-31-2009
Well ofcourse they should. You can think much clearer because you are so much more relaxed ! It keeps you calm and better prepared to deal with any little emergency like a crash. ....Just switch on auto pilot and sit back and have another !
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All tall buildings should be pulled down to make room for air traffic.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - BarEdul - 11-01-2009
Well must assuredly, all transport traffic including family cars should be moved to the air with tall buildings in the way just think of the weird traffic patterns we would have to have. Removing the tall buildings would make way for more parks, strip malls and parking for all the air cars. Not to mention all the cemeteries needed for the teens learning to drive.
All automobiles should not have smog control devices.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - Jilly - 11-01-2009
Ofcourse they shouldn`t !! Just let the exhaust blow everything into the atmosphere where we breathe it all in and then fight through the smog trying to get home from work when all the public transport has stopped running. A lovely shower to get rid of all the black from your hair and clothes, a gin and tonic...All `s right with the world again !
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All days of the week should be called Saturday.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - LKTraz - 11-24-2009
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie there Jilly!
If every day was Saturday we wouldn't ever have to ask "What day is it?" Add to that the fact that all productive work would cease (I mean it's Saturday after all) the world would come to a grinding halt economically. But who cares? IT'S SATURDAY!
Prop up your feet and crack open a brew!!!!!
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We should do away with all underground sewers and just let raw sewage run down the gutters.
RE: Defend the Indefensible - Jilly - 11-25-2009
Oh wow....What a good idea ! We could wear our wellies everyday which would save time deciding which shoes to wear and all the rats could live up on the streets and bite at your ankles as you walk by. Vicks Vapour Rub would be doing a roaring trade as everyone stuffed it up their noses so as not to smell `the smell` and no need to go to the loo....Just go where you are saving so much time and energy. Doctors` bills would be a thing of the past as you`d be dead before you got there ! Wonderful !!
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All central heating systems/ air cond should be abolished.