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RE: Pet Peeves - CrackAttack - 03-26-2010
People who chew ice. The crunching makes my skin crawl.
Adults who bite their nails. That is disgusting. You touch every thing the human race has touched and then you dig it out with your teeth. Ick.
My biggest pet peeve: People who want a bite of my food. Wait until I'm done if you want to try it so much. No, you cannot have a bite off my sandwich. I don't care if it's the corner.
RE: Pet Peeves - Twitchin Kitten - 03-26-2010
People that think I want to hold their baby.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
RE: Pet Peeves - CrackAttack - 03-26-2010
Rednecks who say "fa gee ta" instead of fajita on purpose.
People who say they'll pray for me. I don't want you to pray for me. I am trying to stay under the radar.
RE: Pet Peeves - Twilla - 03-26-2010
(03-26-2010, 06:43 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: People that think I want to hold their baby.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
Oh god, I know what you mean! My first ex's sister had a baby and they practically chased me around the room with it, insisting I hold it. I steadfastly refused to do so. Ick!
I don't like seeing pregnant bellies either.
RE: Pet Peeves - Twilla - 03-26-2010
(03-26-2010, 06:49 PM)CrackAttack Wrote: Rednecks who say "fa gee ta" instead of fajita on purpose.
At least they don't say "fu JEYE ta"... hopefully.
RE: Pet Peeves - LKTraz - 03-27-2010
The morons who first tailgate you then pass you like a bat out of hell, cut you off then slam on the brakes because they FINALLY checked their speedometer and realized that YOU were a bit above the speed limit when they were following you. Mind you they do this shit in normal sized passenger cars while I'm driving a tractor-trailer!
People who mispronounce things even after being told the correct pronunciation and give the excuse "That's just the way I say it."
*Some Pennsylvania town names come to mind........Reading is NOT ree ding but red ing......Ephrata isn't E frayta but eff ruhta. And it's newcleear not nukuler.*
RE: Pet Peeves - Loricat - 03-29-2010
When people get their stuff from the drive thru, pull up, then stop to do who knows what. They sit there blocking the lane while I have to wait for them to move.
Or people that use the drive up pharmacy. They ask 852 questions holding up everyone else waiting in line. If you have that many questions, get your fat ass out of the car and go in. The drive thru is for quick drop offs and pick ups.
RE: Pet Peeves - Jamminitin - 03-29-2010
(03-26-2010, 07:51 PM)Twilla Wrote:(03-26-2010, 06:43 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: People that think I want to hold their baby.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
Oh god, I know what you mean! My first ex's sister had a baby and they practically chased me around the room with it, insisting I hold it. I steadfastly refused to do so. Ick!
I don't like seeing pregnant bellies either.
HA!!! I've had four kids of my own, and I am good not holding anymore. When I am asked I say, "No thanks" Why the hell would you ask someone to hold your kid???
I also HATE it when people try and force their kids to hug and kiss people they don't know. I don't care if it's Aunt Betty and she's 80, leave the kid alone. How about I force you to kiss the homeless guy on the corner?
RE: Pet Peeves - Twitchin Kitten - 03-29-2010
People who think those morons on Jersey Shore are actually representatives of what goes on here.
RE: Pet Peeves - twisteroo - 03-29-2010
(03-26-2010, 07:51 PM)Twilla Wrote: I don't like seeing pregnant bellies either.
I even refuse to look at preggo porn.
Every time someone says "baby bump" I get a little bit stoopider.
Oh, how about "we're" pregnant? What the fuck is with that? Are both of them gonna have kids? It should be more like this: "we fucked up, and she got knocked up."