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03-01-2010, 05:00 PM
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Always, always over.

I like the pillowcases with the open end on the inside. Keeps everything neat and tucked in.
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03-01-2010, 06:11 PM
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Over. Plain and simple.
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(03-01-2010, 02:47 PM)ralgith Wrote:
(03-01-2010, 02:37 PM)Trouble Wrote: Moot question. These days, the toilet paper doesn't even make it to the roll--it just sits on the counter.

My kids seem to use an entire roll in one sitting so hanging up a roll that will probably be gone in hours seems like a waste of effort.

I seem to have bad luck with Women and toilet paper. My Daughter and I only use about a roll a week. IF I have ANY Woman company (I don't mean lovers necessarily) its gone in a day. WTF. My Daughter has to wipe like any other female, I made sure she was taught properly (front to rear and all that)... so why is it that ADULT women are wasting so much? Christ. LOL


If you like Cheryl Crow, then she's the woman for you. If I remember correctly, she was trying to get us all to cut our TP usage down to one square to save the world. ONE SQUARE....Makes me wonder what's under her fingernails.
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03-01-2010, 06:31 PM
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It makes no difference to me since I always take a dump at work. Its the company's shitroll, why should I care?
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03-01-2010, 07:13 PM
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Sheryl Crow said it was 4 squares that was enough to wipe one's ass efficiently. not one. Damn, even the fruitcakes have better wiping management than one square!

Bitch probably has a bidet so why should she care if our fingernails have funk under them after each wipe?
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03-01-2010, 07:19 PM
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(03-01-2010, 05:00 PM)Jamminitin Wrote: Always, always over.

I like the pillowcases with the open end on the inside. Keeps everything neat and tucked in.

Oh my god, you wipe your ass with pillowcases? Shok
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03-01-2010, 07:22 PM
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I don't have a square to spare.
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03-01-2010, 10:45 PM
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(03-01-2010, 07:19 PM)Twilla Wrote:
(03-01-2010, 05:00 PM)Jamminitin Wrote: Always, always over.

I like the pillowcases with the open end on the inside. Keeps everything neat and tucked in.

Oh my god, you wipe your ass with pillowcases? Shok

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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03-01-2010, 10:52 PM
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(03-01-2010, 10:45 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(03-01-2010, 07:19 PM)Twilla Wrote:
(03-01-2010, 05:00 PM)Jamminitin Wrote: Always, always over.

I like the pillowcases with the open end on the inside. Keeps everything neat and tucked in.

Oh my god, you wipe your ass with pillowcases? Shok

You say that like it's a bad thing.


I was peeing this one time and there was no toilet paper around so I wiped with my husbands shirt that he threw on the floor Blush.
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03-01-2010, 10:54 PM
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Actually my husbands t-shirts come in handy for lots of things now that I think about it.
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