Why are these poor disaster victims ass holes? Because these little Will be suckling at the government subsidy tit in days and in weeks in not days our canned veggies will sky rocket to 1.50 a can.. Okay I get ahead of myself... Incase you havent heard the 911. The mid west farmers were hit by horrible flooding this last week so much so they could not perform regular farming duties including harvest... ooops there goes dinner for the common American.

Let's forget the common shelves and warehouses full of surplus out there they will screw us with the largest dildo that they got called food for the next 6 months to a year over this one. So Just as soon as I can I am headed to the grocery store to stock up before the NEW DISASTER DRIVEN PRICES STRICE and we all get to do at the dinner table

Canned veggies are already $1.50+ a can here.

I'm gonna move to Haiti, we are sending all the best shit there.
Didn't that fucking earthquake happen like a year ago, that goddamn 3rd world shithole had nothing to lose. So a few quanset huts and tar paper shacks fell down. So what?

Fuck it, I want a FEMA trailer!!!

Haiti just got hit with a sudden storm yesterday and all the tents for those poor people blew over and they are back to being out in the open again. I bet all the funds we sent there went to fix up the presidential palace first.

Bah, someone told me that if I didn't have anything good to say......

heheheheheheh It's okay twistaroo I know... but the fact that the prices are going to soar is true... and if your already paying 1.50 for food... your screwed big time....

Yeah, those bastards! Planning a flood just so they can hike up the food more.

well it does figure they planned it the son's of bitches needed nothing to do for the rest of the seasons and the subsidies are probably sssssssssssssooooo much more than they would have made... you know obama is just handing out the money lately that dumbo eared bastard..

Now how on earth could they possibly have planned the weather?

Rain Dance?