I remember getting caught swearing and getting the bar of ivory jammed in my mouth. Man that sucks, all caked into your teeth and shit. I bet that damn gel shit doesn't have the same effect.

Oh, yeah, I guess between the fucking soap and Catholic school, I'm just fine and goddamn fucking dandy.

(09-07-2010, 05:28 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: I like the fact the Ad finished to use caution on sensitive areas!

I am thinking they are meaning the super scrubby side of the brush is what you don't want to use on the sensitive areas.

The old man balls made me want to vomit.

I worked at a place once and mixed a box of calgon dishwasher soap with the bucket of salt. I have always wondered how that worked out.

Me and my friend Bobby washed my moms kitchen floor with a mixture of Clorox, ammonia and Gains Burger (dunno why, we were stoned). Shit damn near killed us and the dogs! Had to let the animals outside, keep doors and windows open and keep a wet towel wrapped around our head to do the floor.

But, mom was impressed at how white we got the floor! Got us $10 for a dime bag later that night!

I have often wondered how some folks have lived to tell these tales. WTF..........gaines burgers???? for traction?

Ammonium chloride........the Nazis used that stuff ya know!

Hey it worked... wanna do my floors???

Reminds me of the time I cleaned the shower with some swimming pool acid I found, man it cleaned it like a bastard. It ate up the cheap crome faucets and took the some of the white right off the tub.
All the plastic shit was nice and clean though. I was sober at the time too.
No dog food was involved in this stunt.

I have no idea why we put the dog food in there. We were stoned out of our heads. What'dya expect? It was 1976 after all!

You used muriatic acid on the shower I bet! We used that to clean cement that got smeared on bricks and other durable things of stone or we used to to clean old cement from rust stains and what not. I think it's even used at times to balance the water chemistry out of pools.