Would You Rather?

[twisteroo]

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............inadvertently blurt out the wrong thing in a biker bar or a leather and spike gay bar?

I can't stop laughing about this one.

I'll take being whipped in the balls with a motorcycle chain over ....being whipped in the balls with a motorcycle chain??? Wait a minute.
There is no answer to this one.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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............inadvertently blurt out the wrong thing in a biker bar or a leather and spike gay bar?

I've done both
Wasn't so bad either way. I'll do both again.

Would you rather dress like a stripper/hooker and take your kid to school and personally drop him/her off in the classroom dressed like that (where everyone knows and sees you)

Or

Have an impromptu talent moment and stand up in your office (or workplace) and start belting out Liza Minnelli show tunes?

[twisteroo]

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I'd dress like a hooker.


Would your rather smash your thumb full force with a hammer or have get shot through the thumb with a nail gun? The nail gun shot would be clean through, missing the bone.

[LKTraz]

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I'll take the nail gun. It doesn't take that much effort to snap the nail head off and pull it through and it does less damage than a solid hammer hit.



Would you rather stand still outdoors during a 20 degree blizzard wearing just a speedo/bikini (as is appropriate) or march in 90 degree heat wearing a heavy wool uniform?

[twisteroo]

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It would depend on for how long, but I'll usually take the heat over the cold any day.


Would you rather drink 10 raw eggs or eat 10 live earthworms?

[Jamminitin]

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Totally go with the raw eggs.


Would you rather sit in a tub filled with leeches for 30 minutes or sit in a tent filled with 10,000 mosquitoes for 30 minutes.

[LKTraz]

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Leeches?

I've been to Minnesota in the summer......land of ten-thousand lakes and 200 trillion mosquitoes so I'll go with the "skeeters".


Would you rather stick your wet fingers in a live light socket for 2 seconds or smear your genitals with honey and sit on an ant hill for 20 seconds?

[twisteroo]

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I'd give the ant hill a try, I know what the light socket feels like, and there is a chance of not getting bit at all.

Would you rather get caught by your spouse masturbating to gay transexual midget amputee bondage scat Beastiality porn, or caught by the cops trying to pick up a hooker?

[LH]

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Tough one! Midget porn I guess at least I might be able to talk my way out of a divorce.

Burlap sack underwear for a day or fiberglass lined socks for a day.

[twisteroo]

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Burlap undies, maybe I could limit my movement. The socks would just be a bitch.


Would you rather be locked in a 10 x 10 room for an hour with a live skunk or a 10 day old rotting in the sun dead woodchuck?