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03-13-2010, 05:41 PM
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I found a site that's partially dedicated to misheard song lyrics and this one in particular made me laugh:

"Cheap Sunglasses"
Misheard Lyrics:
So go out and get yourself some nice black friends
With one being so dark, they don't even know his name.

Original Lyrics:
So go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark, they don't even know your name.

Kez Doh

Here's another one:

Bread's, "Baby I'm A Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a worn shoe

Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you

Hahaha!

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/
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03-13-2010, 05:46 PM
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Oh my god. Kez

The Police's, "Spirits in the Material World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll ask the nurse to bring the materials

Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
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03-13-2010, 05:48 PM
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My neighbors must think I'm nuts, I keep laughing out loud at these...

Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down on this sheep.

Original Lyrics:
Well, I will go down with this ship
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03-13-2010, 06:04 PM (This post was last modified: 03-13-2010, 06:06 PM by LKTraz.)
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The biggest misheard lyric in history:

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

Misheard:
S'cuse me while I kiss this guy

Original:
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Another Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower

Misheard:
As I was getting laid

Original:
The hours getting late
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03-13-2010, 06:48 PM
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Geeze....Did you really look around that site Twilla?

Some of that shit is just plain stoopid.....I say no way.
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03-13-2010, 08:37 PM
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Hi-Ho Hi-Ho it's off to the burlesque show
We paid two bits
to see two tits
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho
By Grumpy

Tempted by the tits on her Mother
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Tempted by the fruit of another
By Squeeze
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
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03-14-2010, 08:40 AM (This post was last modified: 03-14-2010, 08:45 AM by LKTraz.)
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Here's another good site for misheard lyrics. Just look at the addy.....it's a tribute to the Hendrix "Kiss this guy/Kiss the sky" fumble!

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

R E M - Losing My Religion

THE MISHEARD:
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. Haha

Real Lyric:
That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight.
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03-14-2010, 08:49 AM
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Damn, that's a good one. Giggle
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03-14-2010, 08:52 AM
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The site, the REM goof or both?
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03-14-2010, 09:00 AM
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I haven't looked at the site yet, I meant the misheard lyrics.
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