Sex doll for dogs 0.o

[Vizth Hal]

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http://www.dogmagazine.net/archives/3388...he-market/

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In the column marked, ‘news headine I didn’t expect to be writing this morning’ we can confidently state we believe this dog ‘toy’ to be genuinely unique.

Too many times we receive press releases from pet product manufacturers, keen to tell us about their ‘unique’ new dog product which is – in reality – usually a glittery version of something that already exists or a modified dog bowl, a different kind of dog lead etc, but never before has anyone sent us a press release proudly announcing their ‘unique, new dog sex toy’. Yet, here we are.

Made in Brazil by Petsmiling, this is – we believe – the world’s first canine sex doll. It’s a dog shaped, erm, ‘partner’ for dogs who are unable to pick up hot dates using their natural charm.

The product for kinky canines is called DoggieLoveDoll and is getting a lot of interest from stockists globally, including the UK, according to the firm.

They even say it can help dogs who feel down when they’re left alone.

This is definitely the most novel way we’ve heard of treating separation anxiety.

“Here you go Max, we’re just nipping out for a bit but don’t worry, we’ve got you a mate to, erm, mate. Be gentle with her, she’s been through a ruff time with a string of uncaring companions who’ve used her and thrown her aside.”

What WILL they think of next? Perhaps we’d better not ask!

Now if only it had a squeaker in there so it made noises when the dog was humping it.

[ralgith]

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My friend who has a Black Lab has a giant stuffed duck as big as the dog... and the dog rides it. It got to the point where said friend had to put it away because the dog would be on it every 10 minutes and was destroying it.

Of course this dog is nuts anyways, it ENJOYS being humped by other male dogs.

[Pickles]

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heck, my dog has a 3 ft stuffed lion that he gets very friendly with.. and he's a 13 inch Pom.