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02-20-2012, 05:02 AM
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Ah yes, the venerable baseball bat. Twas the favorite "up close and personal" tool of La Cosa Nostra in the 1930's.

If it's good enough for the Mafia......
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I've only thought I might need it once.

The neighbors were having a party, and it was kinda loud. (I live in a townhouse) I looked out my window that overlooks the driveway, and saw a kid next door pissing out front. He wasn't on my drive, but let's be civilized at least! So I go down and yell at him. As he is stomping over to me looking for a fight I realize he is under age. I need him to throw the first punch. So he gets up to me, and says "I'm really sorry for disrespecting your property sir". I didn't even know what to say, it was not what I was expecting.
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I just threaten them with the dog. The fear pit bulls generate is enough. Daisy is an obnoxious bitch when someone is on the property. She screeches like a Banshee and has a voice that sounds like she's dying to rip you to shreds. Sadly, it's quite the opposite, she thinks people come around to play with her. Goliath, RIP, was my protector. That dog would take a bullet for me right up to his last day on this earth. He was the silent type too. Not a sound out of him, no warning growl, no hackles raised, no teeth baring. All I had to do was give him a hand signal and he'd be all over anyone I said. If anyone tried to touch me, I needed no signal. I had to let him know it was OK to let them touch.

I miss that dog terribly.
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I don't have any dogs. I'm not much a of a dog person, and it wouldn't be very fair to a dog either. I am gone for a day at a time or so. The cats can deal with it, but a dog wouldn't like it much.
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