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Priest and the pig
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Favorite Quote: Put your foot down the road has to go somewhere 'Eric Carlsson'
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10-14-2011, 03:12 PM
0 A priest is driving home when he finds a dead pig in the road. He contacts the police to inform them.
The cocky sergeant laughs ' Did you give it the last rites?' 'No' said the priest............ 'I thought I'd inform its next of kin first' ![[Image: rhubarb.gif]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/cmne/albums/userpics/10001/rhubarb.gif)
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10-14-2011, 03:46 PM
0 Oh shit! That is just too funny.
![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
 Favorite Quote: "We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." -- Winston Churchill
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Favorite Quote: Put your foot down the road has to go somewhere 'Eric Carlsson'
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10-15-2011, 02:44 PM
0 Philip text it to his Grandad, who text it to me.
Remember who is a retired policeman.....
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