10-09-2011, 07:47 AM
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The night before her wedding, Wendy talked with her mother. "Mom," she
said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor,
and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to screw, mother," Wendy interrupted. "I want you to teach
me how to make a great lasagna."
said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor,
and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to screw, mother," Wendy interrupted. "I want you to teach
me how to make a great lasagna."
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