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Hope is of my heart to have much participants here. The desire of legendvery being is of my goals. I is to have much fun.

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Herroooo. No. 1 China, what you want preeze. Remon Chicken tonite special.
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Chinese bicyclists of food delivery much of not being Engrish Gentlemen. We're to be of seriousness liken to great vastness to Engrish.
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Idea of thread I to liking be. Much great is ideas from such as.
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* Twitchin Kitten quits while she's ahead due to total ignorance and spastic-ness of said topic!
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(09-10-2011, 09:41 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: * Twitchin Kitten quits while she's ahead due to total ignorance and spastic-ness of said topic!

LOL. Basically it's just posting like those convoluted things you see from those who THINK they have mastered English but clearly have not. There's lots of them on YouTube comments and particularly Asian owned sites trying to sell things.

Phillipinos tend to be rather good at twisting English as well but the Japanese and Chinese are the masters! Hence the term "Engrish".

So.........

Post as just you English are command gooding.

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Oh hell, my English is fucked up enough coming from Brooklyn, now I'm supposed to fuck that up more with Asian? Not sure I can do it. Gonna need help from Matt I think!
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09-10-2011, 12:32 PM (This post was last modified: 09-10-2011, 12:33 PM by LKTraz.)
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Go here and click on each comment to see some fine examples.
http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/

Many things her be seing you will.
(It's kinda like Yoda speaking with even less understanding of sentence structure)
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09-10-2011, 09:17 PM
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Stop picking on the educated commie.

You guy's embarrass me sometimes.
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09-26-2011, 12:41 PM
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I found an English to Engrish converter!

http://pigeond.net/e2e.html

It changed this:
Next weekend I will be going to see racing in Reading,PA

To this:
Following weekend I try to look at book-reading and the competition of PA
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