Couple offering big bucks for return of beloved monkey doll Bongo

[Twitchin Kitten]

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This has to be the nut-job story of the year for NYC. I mean seriously, you have a stuffed Beanie Baby monkey that you raised as a kid because you couldn't have any? Loopy bitch. Go adopt.

Couple offering big bucks for return of beloved monkey doll Bongo <-- clicky

Two grief-stricken Manhattanites have frantically papered Park Slope with fliers offering hundreds of dollars for the safe return of their closest companion — a beloved monkey doll named Bongo.

Bonni Marcus and Jack Zinzi said their best friend went missing on Sunday night during a routine outing to their favorite Fifth Avenue restaurant, El Viejo Yayo.

The disappearance occurred around 7 pm, as Marcus and Zinzi were walking from their car near Flatbush Avenue to the eatery.

“I walked over to the restaurant, sat down, ordered the food, and reached into my pocket...CLICK ME for the rest of the story.

And from the Village Voice

[LKTraz]

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Oh FFS!

How fucking pathetic!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Yeah, upper crust loonies. Park Slope = $$$

[LKTraz]

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Just goes to show that simply because you have $$$ doesn't mean you're truly intelligent, suave or sophisticated. You just have more money than brains.

Being that they are in that neighborhood it says that she could damn sure afford to adopt. An AMERICAN kid BTW, not some Congolese or Zimbabweian orphan.

[Rhubarb]

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That was a gap filler on one of the radio news slots during the week. How Moira Stewart manages to read that rubbish without giggling just show how professional she really is.