06-06-2011, 08:19 AM
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Have you ever seen anything on the side of the road for the trash you just wanted for no apparent reason? I never do and I mock those I see shuffling around in my shit when I have it out for collection.
Well the lady next door died a couple months ago and her idiot son has been here a month cleaning out. They had several storage lockers full of shit she used to drag Matt out for from off the neighbor's garbage heap through the years. Looks like she's been pack ratting shit long before I moved here.
Anyway, the son sleeps in his van in the driveway and is a very light sleeper. We rode home from our ride past the house and see this hideous Conquistador sitting for the trash! Oh he's so ugly I had to have him! I think from the fast glance I took he was even a lamp! Even better.
So we plan to go out in the middle of the night to snag him. Like thieves! Natually, we forget. So this morning I see his van gone when I went out to throw out some trash. My chance!
I trot over and no Conquistador!
Today is trash collection day. I see the dead neighbors cans out besides next door's. Fucker has been using the empty houses cans to throw his trash in for pick up. I think my Conquistador has been trashed. They collected already.
Well the lady next door died a couple months ago and her idiot son has been here a month cleaning out. They had several storage lockers full of shit she used to drag Matt out for from off the neighbor's garbage heap through the years. Looks like she's been pack ratting shit long before I moved here.
Anyway, the son sleeps in his van in the driveway and is a very light sleeper. We rode home from our ride past the house and see this hideous Conquistador sitting for the trash! Oh he's so ugly I had to have him! I think from the fast glance I took he was even a lamp! Even better.
So we plan to go out in the middle of the night to snag him. Like thieves! Natually, we forget. So this morning I see his van gone when I went out to throw out some trash. My chance!
I trot over and no Conquistador!
Today is trash collection day. I see the dead neighbors cans out besides next door's. Fucker has been using the empty houses cans to throw his trash in for pick up. I think my Conquistador has been trashed. They collected already.
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