08-11-2015, 02:13 PM
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Victim training at its finest here!
As far as storms they would be better off trying to stuff themselves in a locker if they could fit.
We did the "air raid/bomb drills" when I was a kid too but with us it was go out in the hall and assume the same position these kids are in. The big joke for us was (from around around 3rd grade on up) that the best bet was to stay in the classroom and do the following:
1. Go to the wall away from the windows.
2. Face the wall.
3. Bend down and place your head between your legs so that you get an upside down view of the window.
4. Look for a blinding flash.
Once you see the telltale bright flash of a nuclear detonation you have roughly 1.5 seconds to KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!
As far as storms they would be better off trying to stuff themselves in a locker if they could fit.
We did the "air raid/bomb drills" when I was a kid too but with us it was go out in the hall and assume the same position these kids are in. The big joke for us was (from around around 3rd grade on up) that the best bet was to stay in the classroom and do the following:
1. Go to the wall away from the windows.
2. Face the wall.
3. Bend down and place your head between your legs so that you get an upside down view of the window.
4. Look for a blinding flash.
Once you see the telltale bright flash of a nuclear detonation you have roughly 1.5 seconds to KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!
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