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11-25-2009, 09:40 PM
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 11-21-2009, 12:00 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 11-21-2009, 03:39 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 11-21-2009, 07:37 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 11-23-2009, 03:47 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 11-25-2009, 09:40 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 01-30-2010, 07:41 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 01-30-2010, 08:08 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by kbear - 01-30-2010, 08:39 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 02-03-2010, 06:47 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 02-27-2010, 03:00 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by ralgith - 02-27-2010, 03:20 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 02-27-2010, 03:35 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 02-27-2010, 03:40 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by ralgith - 02-27-2010, 03:51 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 02-27-2010, 03:54 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 02-27-2010, 04:03 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by ralgith - 02-27-2010, 04:17 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 02-28-2010, 10:31 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 02-28-2010, 10:32 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 03-03-2010, 08:27 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 03-03-2010, 09:45 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 03-03-2010, 02:06 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 03-03-2010, 07:11 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 03-11-2010, 07:28 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by twisteroo - 03-11-2010, 07:34 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by ralgith - 03-12-2010, 04:35 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 03-13-2010, 10:08 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 03-13-2010, 10:26 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 03-13-2010, 11:03 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 03-13-2010, 02:09 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 03-13-2010, 02:36 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 03-16-2010, 06:14 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 03-16-2010, 07:55 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by takmark - 03-17-2010, 05:02 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Marie5656 - 03-21-2010, 12:30 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 03-30-2010, 03:43 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 04-04-2010, 06:06 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-06-2010, 06:48 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Flamethrower - 04-07-2010, 05:45 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-07-2010, 05:49 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 04-08-2010, 03:51 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Jamminitin - 04-08-2010, 05:38 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-14-2010, 06:06 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by twisteroo - 04-14-2010, 06:40 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-14-2010, 07:54 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-15-2010, 05:31 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 04-15-2010, 07:11 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twilla - 04-15-2010, 07:40 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 05-01-2010, 07:52 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 05-03-2010, 05:52 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 05-03-2010, 06:50 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 05-23-2010, 06:30 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 05-23-2010, 07:27 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 12-20-2010, 06:35 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 01-02-2011, 09:40 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by LKTraz - 06-18-2011, 07:33 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by JohnWho - 08-13-2011, 10:11 AM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by JohnWho - 08-18-2011, 07:46 PM
RE: Jokes, Funnies and Email Jollies - by Twitchin Kitten - 08-18-2011, 08:23 PM

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