Early morning useless post thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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So HA! I beat you all today. It's 2:40 AM and I'm UP. WIDE AWAKE. I just mopped the kitchen floor. Vacuumed the whole house and Matt hasn't even stirred in his sleep.

I can't sleep. I smell piss and I have no clue where the fuck it's coming from. I know the cat pissed in the kitchen but she hasn't done that and it was not stinky after I scrubbed it sanitary. The dog pissed a long trail of pee and I cleaned that up good too. I can't get the smell out of my head. I'm sniffing floors, walls, curtains, mats, rugs and everything. Nada. Zip. Nothing has any pee on it up close but I sure can smell it.

I took out the old fashioned rag mop and soaked the damn floor in Simple Green. It's drying now. I hope the fuck I got it out because I just can't bear that my house stinks! Bad enough the dogs are a chore keeping that doggy smell out. I don't need piss on top of it.