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I suggested we all call the boss the morning of 1 Apr and request sick leave. She came running up to the office to see the fourth person (out of four) that hadn't called yet to tell him he was on his own, and we were all standing there laughing.
ETA: I guess that makes me a liar.
ETA: I guess that makes me a liar.
Support mental health care... or I'll kill you.