Senior Citizen Tax Return

[LKTraz]

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An older gentleman recently got a letter from the I.R.S. and called and called an accounting firm for some advice.

Accounting firm: Hello. How may we help you?

Old gent: I was wondering if you could answer some questions I have.

Accounting firm: We will certainly try. What questions do you have?

Old gent: I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS and it puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 million unemployed people on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons
Half of Mexico
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate and
1 useless President.



Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Ha ha this cracked me up and I literally laughed out loud.

[twisteroo]

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Pretty funny, and this seems like a logical place for this tidbit also.