USB hamster...

[Phast Phinger Phil]

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In case you don't already have enough junk cluttering up your desk/workspace etc. how about one of these dumbass gizmos:

Yes, it's a USB hamster-in-a-wheel. Plug it into a USB port, install the "fun" software and type away. When you type the hamster runs and the wheel turns... the faster you type, the quicker it runs. There are probably more stupid ways of wasting £20 to £30, but right now I can't think of them.

If you're crazy enough to actually want one, just Google it.

[kbear]

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I went to get one and it say this
Sorry, this item has now been discontinued and is no longer available.

I though it would be fun to have!!!

[twisteroo]

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Yeah, it actually looks pretty cool. Not that I would spend the money on it though.

[Phast Phinger Phil]

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For those who really can't tear themselves away from computers due to work, e-OCD (Internet Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder) or whatever, maybe this gizmo would be more useful:

It's a USB Portaloo... or, if you want really want to impress you can call it a USB Portable Event Unit. A plug-in portabog... just press the space bar to flush it. LMAO

[twisteroo]

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Nice, I'll take one of each.

[LKTraz]

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Porta-Potties flush?

Since when? Guess it must just be the British versions!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I would psychosomaticly smell the stink from the crapper.

[Phast Phinger Phil]

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Porta-Potties flush?

Since when? Guess it must just be the British versions!

Of course they flush, where do think they get the water for the wash basin? Get the British "Topturd Supreme" version and you can use the command: chmod a+x /buttwipe to clean up afterwards. We Brits are hygiene-conscious even when bullshitting. Btw, the double-width version has a bidet option. It'll wash your butt when you press the F5 key.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Ha, ha! I may be the only one who gets the chmod a+x / buttwipe bit!