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A day in the life....... - takmark - 02-25-2010
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A day in the life with your hard of hearing, scatterbrain, grandmother.
Gran: "Here our, billy says, David Bowie lives with a man" ! "What's the world coming to"!!
Me: "No gran, he lives with, Iman"
Gran: "That's what, Billy say's" ....."he lives with a man" ! ....."disgusting" !!
Me: "No Gran", "Iman is his wife" !
Gran: "He married a man" ?? ........ "is everyone in the music business gay"?
Me: (exasperated, and changing the subject) "Hey I was talking to, Jane Pokes the other day, Gran"
Gran: "eh?... "eh??
Me: "Sid Pokes's daughter!"
Gran: "Sid Pokes's daughter" ? ......"that's disgusting"!
Me: "No! No! Gran" , ....."Harry Pokes's sister" !!
Gran: "The brother's at it as well" ? ...."disgusting"!
Me: "No, No, No, Gran" !!!....."my old mate !...... "Jimmy Pokes's sister" !!!
Gran: "The whole family's at it ?? ......"disgusting" !
Me: (having gave up) "Fancy a cup of tea, Gran"?
Gran: "yeah, good boy, two sugar, no milk"....."there's chocolate biscuits in the fridge"
Me: *muttering under my breath* ...."yeah, you heard that, you old bat"
RE: A day in the life....... - ralgith - 02-25-2010
Nice rofl
RE: A day in the life....... - Twilla - 02-25-2010
My mother had selective hearing till I mentioned tea as well.
RE: A day in the life....... - Black Sun - 02-26-2010
My old grandad couldn't hear a fucking thing unless you mentioned money or catholic's.
"Bloody catholics!"
"Money? don't talk to me about money the god damn vatican has more money than....." etc, etc.