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Sex Toy Assault Update - BallseyMalone - 01-03-2011

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The Illinois woman charged last month with assaulting a cop with a “rigid feminine pleasure device” was arrested yesterday for failing to appear in court on the misdemeanor rap.

After Carolee Bildsten did not show for a December 23 court date, a judge issued an arrest warrant for the 56-year-old defendant. Bildsten, pictured above in a mug shot, was collared yesterday afternoon and booked into the Lake County jail. Bildsten is scheduled for a court appearance--for which she is guaranteed to appear--this afternoon.

As reported here, Bildsten was busted November 9 after she allegedly walked out on a bill at a Gurnee restaurant. When a cop accompanied her home so she could supposedly retrieve money to pay the tab, Bildsten allegedly removed a sex toy from a dresser drawer. Holding the device over her head “in a threatening manner,” she advanced on the officer, who knocked the “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” out of the way.


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - twisteroo - 01-03-2011

See that picture? She looks more doable....I mean better.


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - Twitchin Kitten - 01-03-2011

Boy, you ain't right.


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - Flamethrower - 01-04-2011

And people say that I ain't right!

Geeze Twist, whatchoo been smokin'? I want some!


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - LKTraz - 01-04-2011

Yikes Twister......she might have looked ok 30 years ago but......

She still looks like she was rode hard and put away wet WAYYYYYYY too many times!




RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - Rhubarb - 01-05-2011

do you have a 'pints' system like we have over here?

How many pints you needed to find a person attractive?



RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - twisteroo - 01-05-2011

Of course, there is all kinds of crap like that that the liars use. Us honest people just admit that we would bang em. :pBiggrinHiney


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - LKTraz - 01-06-2011

(01-05-2011, 06:02 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: do you have a 'pints' system like we have over here?

How many pints you needed to find a person attractive?

Pint = 16oz.....I my neck of the woods it's called a "pounder".

I her case she's a 10....pounders that is Biggrin




RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - twisteroo - 01-06-2011

I'd sip my whitetrash box wine from her bellybutton.Wink


RE: Sex Toy Assault Update - Jamminitin - 01-06-2011

(01-06-2011, 11:09 AM)twisteroo Wrote: I'd sip my whitetrash box wine from her bellybutton.Wink

Didn't mean to give this a thumbs up......

Hope you like lint-she looks dirty. Barf