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The Patent - twisteroo - 09-22-2010
A man entered the Patent Office to register his inventions.
The female clerk pulled out a form, took down his personal information, and then asked, "What is the invention?"
"A folding bottle. I call it a 'fottle'," he said.
"Humph. What else do you have?" asked the clerk.
The clerk snickered. "Both of those names are silly and the last one is even crude."
The man was so offended that he walked out without even telling her about his folding bucket!
RE: The Patent - LKTraz - 09-22-2010
Methinks you missed a line or two there Twist.
Good punchline though!
RE: The Patent - twisteroo - 09-22-2010
I thought that too, but I just copied and pasted it. I even thought about doctoring it up, but said "Fuckit!"