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Rotten kids next door! - Twitchin Kitten - 05-13-2010
Well more like behind the guy next door.
So, last week Matt sees one of the assholes in our yard, hopping over the fence home. He and his little friends are always hitting whiffle balls over the fence. Usually when they run out of balls they come and knock on my door and suddenly they are ever so polite and ask for their lost balls back.
Well that stopped when we caught them in the yard. Stupid kids could get killed by the dogs.
So, an hour ago I'm getting dressed and hear them yelling, "pull it off! Here, lemme do it, we can get in the yard easier this way."
I see this punk pulling slats off Nick's fence and tossing them like spears into his yard. Next thing Daisy is outside barking her brains out. I go out and look over the fence and that shit is in Nick's yard, making himself quite at home looking for his toys.
You know I hollered at him and that punk tells me that Nick said it's OK to go in anytime he wants to get his stuff. I asked him if Nick told him it's ok to rip apart his fence too. He had the nerve to say yes!
I reminded him that we saw him in our yard too and he's lucky the dogs didn't get him. He denies being in the yard and tells me I'm seeing things.
Well - I went next door to Nick and he said the kid's a liar. He allowed him in ONCE from the front - not through a hole in his fence they made. They're not allowed to be in there he said.
Well, guess who's getting a knock on the door on our way out? I don't need these assholes getting bit and Nick does not need them hurt in his yard. That is so easy to get hurt in there too since it's an awful mess. It's overgrown and full of rusty metal sticking out all over. He let it go three years ago when his wife died. He's now working at it bit by bit and trying to make it nice again. I think he got himself a girlfriend!
Good for him.
He thanked me for the Christmas goodies I send over every year and I think he told me "You're a nice lady" 8 times
I told him to ask Matt to help him with the heavy work in the yard. The guy is like 70 - he shouldn't be doing this by himself.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - twisteroo - 05-13-2010
You sound like 1. a crabby old neighbor, 2. the bitchy old lady next door, 3. a squealer, 4. a buttkisser.
Nah, really though, fucking punk ass kids anymore don't have any respect for any damn thing.
I don't even know what I'd do. A herd of snapping turtles in my yard maybe.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - Twitchin Kitten - 05-13-2010
I just don't need them getting torn apart by the dogs you know?
Last year we mysteriously had two screwdriver punctures in the pool. These kids are wiseasses and I highly suspect they did it. It's too easy to tape a screwdriver to a long stick and poke it through the pool lining. Two holes, side by side exact width and breadth each.
No mercy now he mouthed off to me.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - BallseyMalone - 05-13-2010
Kicked our asses for better than a month, losing water, losing water...then, like TK said, lo and behold, 2 symetrical punctures in the bottom of the pool. Identical to a flat blade screwdriver. 1 hole, blame it on me for carelessness, 2 holes, to me, is intentional.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - twisteroo - 05-13-2010
I summer or two ago I was riding my bike to work one night about 9pm, there are two punk ass kids I guess to be about 13 in the street, one turns and looks at me and says "you're a dick!", I'm at about a crawl, I looked at him and said "me?", as I was getting more pissed off by the second. Lucky for me that better judgement took over on my part, I took a couple of deep breaths and said "just let it go....just let it go...."
Then there was the three drunk guys that fucked with me at about 7am, again I'm biking it, to make a long story short, when you call 911 someone actually shows up. I had the last laugh that moring.
Anyway, those little bastards know that they are damn near untouchable, chances are they grow up to be goddamn thugs, but what the hell do you do about them now?
RE: Rotten kids next door! - Twitchin Kitten - 05-13-2010
(05-13-2010, 06:17 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Anyway, those little bastards know that they are damn near untouchable, chances are they grow up to be goddamn thugs, but what the hell do you do about them now?
Knock on their door with the dogs on leashes. Vick behind us is constantly hollering at them too. They are always knocking the balls onto his house. You know how annoying that is when you're trying to relax in your home or worse, they hit the baby's room while he's sleeping? One day Vick chased them down the road screaming!
If their father turns out to be a total dick, I can play that game too. We have ball fields down the road - a short bike ride away. These kids are plenty old enough to go there and play. Christ, when we were kids, you couldn't find us until dinner time, then out again and we disappear until bedtime! Now most kids are vegetables in front of the idiot box or computers.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - Jamminitin - 05-13-2010
I hate some peoples kids.
I'll add.....I abhor it when we leave OUR kids at home to go out to a nice dinner and some effer is sitting next to us with their squalling brat doing nothing to shut the viper up. I mean, I know babies cry, but when you have a four year old just crying for no good reason, well, I'd like to take mommy and daddy outside for a good old fashioned ass kickin'.
It never fails when I go grocery shopping at Wal-Mart, (yeah I know, I'm just asking for it) there is some kid in there crying and whining the.whole.entire.time. ARGH.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - twisteroo - 05-13-2010
I can almost stand a cranky 4 year old. I mean it's kind of expected.
But when they are old enough to know better and are just out to act like little bastards........I don't know, what the hell do you do about it?
RE: Rotten kids next door! - Jamminitin - 05-13-2010
You don't think a four year old knows how to behave in a restaurant????? Wow.
RE: Rotten kids next door! - twisteroo - 05-13-2010
I dunno, never having had a kid or 3 and only having been 4 years old for a short time myself, I don't really know how they should act. I just see how they do act.