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RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - Rhubarb - 06-25-2012
(06-25-2012, 05:50 PM)twisteroo Wrote: It depends on how desperate the situation is, the more desperate you are, the better it looks.
Not in France it isn't.... So glad we took the camper
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - twisteroo - 06-25-2012
I dunno why this comes to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - Twitchin Kitten - 06-25-2012
Isn't that a scene from Trainspotting?
Christ, I'm retching along with him.
I've never been so desperate to succumb to filth.
A restaurant we used to frequent had a regular customer we dubbed "the mad shitter". Female, middle aged woman. She would visit the place nightly and if you had the misfortune of visiting the can after her, you walked right out. Bitch would shit all over the wall behind the can, the tank, the floor all in a lovely spray pattern.
They knew who she was and never told her not to come back. If I were the manager, I'd make her clean that up before I asked her to leave forever. goddamn pets are cleaner.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - Twilla - 06-25-2012
(06-25-2012, 04:59 PM)twisteroo Wrote: There are much worse places than a walmart bathroom.
You know when the brown trout are spawning sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
Absolutely. I'd probably shit in your mouth if I needed to go bad enough.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - LKTraz - 06-25-2012
(06-25-2012, 07:01 PM)Twilla Wrote:(06-25-2012, 04:59 PM)twisteroo Wrote: There are much worse places than a walmart bathroom.
You know when the brown trout are spawning sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
Absolutely. I'd probably shit in your mouth if I needed to go bad enough.
Hot plates? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
LOL
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - Gunnen4u - 06-25-2012
(06-25-2012, 06:54 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Isn't that a scene from Trainspotting?
Christ, I'm retching along with him.
I've never been so desperate to succumb to filth.
A restaurant we used to frequent had a regular customer we dubbed "the mad shitter". Female, middle aged woman. She would visit the place nightly and if you had the misfortune of visiting the can after her, you walked right out. Bitch would shit all over the wall behind the can, the tank, the floor all in a lovely spray pattern.
They knew who she was and never told her not to come back. If I were the manager, I'd make her clean that up before I asked her to leave forever. goddamn pets are cleaner.
She might have sued for discrimination or some shit. I know a lawyer somewhere would have leaped to represent her, the scum.
At least this lady had a shitter to shit on. Try squatting over a slit trench filled with the ruined digested matter of men with dysentery. Yea, I have little sympathy here.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - PIG - 06-26-2012
Gunnen's post reminds me...I seen some pretty horrid bathrooms up in north africa and other arab countries. Those fuckers have a hole in the floor, and a rusty can of water to dip their hands in afterwards. I was just gonna post about a club that used to be round here called The Shaft. I swear people went into the bathroom and just pissed on the floor.
Good times.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - twisteroo - 06-26-2012
(06-25-2012, 07:01 PM)Twilla Wrote:You have been watching too much scat porn lately and have me confused with one of those Japanese poop eaters.(06-25-2012, 04:59 PM)twisteroo Wrote: There are much worse places than a walmart bathroom.
You know when the brown trout are spawning sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
Absolutely. I'd probably shit in your mouth if I needed to go bad enough.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - Twilla - 06-26-2012
Naw, that was just the most disgusting thing I could think of. Remember, I'm like the little girl on the playground hitting you to get your attention.
RE: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat - John L - 06-27-2012
(06-25-2012, 04:55 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: I can say with 100% honesty that I have never walked into a WalMart bathroom, nor have I had the urge to do so. The thought alone scares me.
Actually, the though of going into any public restroom tends to give me pause.
I used to manage a Cracker Barrel store back in the mid 70s. And you would not believe the nasty habits that customers routinely displayed in the bathrooms. Someone could go in and completely clean up the restrooms and come back an hour later and it would be trashed. Sickening.
But the women were by far the worst of the two. After my experience there, nobody can even try to tell me that women are neater and cleaner than men when it comes to hygiene. They would throw tampons and kotex pads around all over the place. And we always tried to get the women to not flush the things down the commodes. But we were always having to unstop them because somebody would always try to load things up before flushing.