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Vizth Hal
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| Location: | Tellico Plains, USA |
| Posts: | 809 |
| Interests: | 3d Graphics, Anime, Robotics, Geek Stuff. | | Describes Me: | Friendly, Sumo Sized | | My Wish: | Hot Women, Bipedal Robots. | | Quote: | NII |
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A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put Novocaine in the massage oil!"
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Twitchin Kitten
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Warding Off Stupidity Daily
| Joined: | Sun Nov 13th, 2005 |
| Location: | Toms River, New Jersey USA |
| Posts: | 7690 |
| Interests: | animals, bikes, tattoos, Hockey, bull riding and borderline Illegal fun | | Describes Me: | Marvelous | | My Wish: | I wish I had a watermelon | | Quote: | You can't fix stupid ~ Ron White |
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 Poor groom!
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Rhubarb
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| Joined: | Fri Feb 10th, 2006 |
| Location: | The Jurassic Coast, United Kingdom |
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