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#1  Posted: Tue Jun 17th, 2008 09:56 pm
The first old woman told the second old woman that
sometimes she gets
her husband excited at night by getting totally naked,
lying in bed and
putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.

The second old woman thought that this was a great
idea, so that night
when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for
bed, she got
totally naked and began the process of putting her
legs behind her head.

The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she
was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.

She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so
she rocked herself
backwards until she finally got it behind her head.

However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that
she flipped
slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt
s ticking straight up in
the air. It was just then that her husband came out of
the bathroom.

"Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your
hair and put your
teeth in .... You look like an asshole."



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#2  Posted: Wed Jun 18th, 2008 03:45 pm
Oh man..... :rofl:



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